You know why.

Besides?? – Backsides?

Sit down in front.
Sorry Tojo. I don’t bend that way.

Can’t you see the sign? Please don’t sit down, I have a laptop already!

♫TITTY BUM, TITTY BUM,

Titty bum bum bum♪

(Williamoo Telloo Sama)

Fine then I’ll stand!

WARNING: Besides this sign, all of go away

But my moreover is getting tired!

I am from the ancient tribe of Be’sid’es.

We always do it standing up.

OK, I’ll just lean on those oversized exclamation marks.

Just stand up and shut down

Exclamation marks! I thought they were the Kanji for Gopher’s teeth.

If not besides, then behind, may I sit down?

Whatever, is out of control

Hey Usagi san! Can’t I sit down to eat my rabbit stew?

Confucius say. He who is standing, will snag on the lap-dancer.

Please do not sit on your local member, or you will feel an election coming on.

– Mommy! Why are you lying?

“Oh no, Mildred, did I crap my pants again?”

Keep your behind off of this besides

This means YOU spider!
Please do not sit down besides Little Miss Muffett!

♫I’d trade all my besides, for a single furthermore♫

(Willie Nelson)

Event of a sitting is prohibited by elevator toilet

No rest for the also.

Get poo-poo & peepee out somewhere else.

Haemorrhoids, anybody?

Sign on Econo Airlines.

These seats are for behinds, not besides.

Sit thee behind me, saitan!

So anyways , now go .

Sounds like you just barged in an ongoing conversation