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Where should I go if I really need to dumb?
posted on 4 Nov 2013 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Jordan Hester.
Japanese says: “Do not dump garbage here”.
(305 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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This space for the intelligent only.
Do you get to wear the point hat and sit in the corner
Dump kids. Don’t take this off.
This is a louding zone.
This area is subject to regular zombie attacks. They come for the brains.
Do not dumb here! Any dumb person sitting here will be towed away in a dumb truck.
Silence of the Dumbs
Don’t be a smart-ass, dumb elsewhere!
If you dumb here, we’ll make sure you smart.
Dumb Area 51 instead
I’ve been ticketed for illegally operating a dumb area.
If you move your lips while reading this sign…… GOTCHA!
Like, duhhhh!
Found in the US Capitol. They have designated smart areas the way most airports have designated smoking areas.
I bet there’s a fine for dumbing there.
But I really gotta pinch an oaf!
And everyone thinks it’s easy to get into DeVry.
That’s good. I’m just stupid, not dumb.
For flying elephants with big ears?
This is probably where the intelligent ones live…
MENSA BUILDING!
If you want numb area, please go to dentist or hospital.
Take your garbage to the dumb – I mean dump!
Do not Dumb here, but you’re free to visit the sports bar around the corner.
The dumbing down of the Engrish language.
No dumbing, eh?
Ok let’s dump here.
can I do a stupid?
dumb no moron my stoop
Anyone caught dumbing here will be fine, and put to prison. Having fun is prohibited here. We would want to talk about the stock market instead.
Sincerely, the Japan chapter of Mensa.
I was dumb when I read the message and it made me very confusion and headache too much.
I MAY WELL BE MAD, BUT THAT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT I AM EITHER DUMB, OR STUPID.
(Sori tumas long “Caps Lock” i stap)
Do not deaf, dumb, and especially do not be blind. Blind some place else.
Lisa, no Bart
But I gotta unload a major dumb.
I think I just found the world’s best forum weapon.
Please speak elsewhere, thank you very much!
May I smart here?
If you need to dumb something, try the waste-your-time disposal.
Dumb elsewhere, lah.
I told you not to dumb here. What are you, stupid?