Did everyone have fun last night?

Published by the Republic of Halloween Party

Lots of people have their climax during and after the Halloweenee party without knowing each other because they have their JACK-lantern and pumpkin pie costumes on.

If I had known it was THAT kind of party, I’d of stuck my d— in the mashed potatos.

People dressed in Halloween costumes get in for 2500 Yen. But if you are a Halloween costume you get 500 less. And the human guests get to climax you.

I only realized after I arrived it was a furry convention.

Remember protection the pumpkin seed.

I am plans to hold a climax game!

Having yen to stuff gourd.

I don’t trust people who identify themselves as plans to hold a bingo game.

I went and did.

Lets all come together abd play bingo

“oh! you’re dressed up as a hentai this year!”

welcome to my haunted harem, I mean, haunted house

I haz eye candy

I’ve got some cucumber for your pumpkin pie right here, if you get my drift…

Climax? All at once? Boy, they seem to have been at it for quite a while now: http://brog.engrish.com/2013/08/19/right-there-in-the-middle-of-the-road/

Pumpkon: another word for incest.

Edit: pumpkin.

I would think the costume might get in the way.

How come my parties are never like this?

Are we not plans? We are Bingo!

When I Halloween costume, everybody will climax with me?
I’m too old for that much fun!! 😯

uuummmmmm trick or treat?

everbody wang my chung tonight.

The problem with this kind of Halloween party is telling which witch is which.

Now that’s putting the “pump” in pumpkin!

Let’s Smashing Pumpkins

Trick or treat? Why not both?

This year I was just a Halloween costume – I’m a bit too expensive

if you ( ‘Halloween costume’ ) {
// Let’s execute the Halloween together if ‘Halloween costume’ is TRUE
}
else if you ( ‘Non-Halloween costume’ ) {
// Let’s execute the Halloween together if ‘Non-Halloween costume’ is TRUE and
// ‘Climax’ is FALSE
etc
}

If you climax in the Halloween Costume you will incur a surcharge.

BINGO CLIMAX! Because, well… BINGO CLIMAX!

And to think the Stones got in trouble for singing “lets spend the night together.”

You’re moving into a land of both costume and hyperventilation, of latex and overimagination. You’ve just crossed over into the Climax Zone.

Let’s climax!! In a Halloween costume is all the better feeling! Have the time of your life.

Where do I get a costume equipped for that?