All of see you later

All of see you later

posted on 22 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

90% of success is just showing up…

Photo courtesy of J.R. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

A new way to ablute

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If the show up your bottom is a puppet show, watch out for Mister Punch!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Get poo-poo and peepee out, then….. GTFO!.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Written by: Edgar Allan Poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

P*ss off, you sh*t!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Welcome to our new high-tech combined proctology exam and toilet machine.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

and all of go away! my poo-poo and peepee, mine!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

To take your pants off
and show up your bottom,
or not to take your pants off
and show up your bottom – That is the question.

And to peepee or not to peepee is also another question.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

When I get poo-poo & peepee out,
all of usually go as far away as fast as they can.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Wait- I only asked if you had change for a twenty!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Sign posted in the elevator toilet. For express poopoo and peepee, please press the red button.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Unused lyrics to ‘Lonely Swedish (the bum bum song) by Tom Green?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I swear this is me every time I take my kid to the restroom.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Um, uh, where’s the exit door, please?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Take off!
Get out!
Go away!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Ooops! Mixed up the order on that one.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The little guy holding the sign is yellow. That’s racist!

James
James
10 years ago

http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=1607090705969

The OP seems to have wanted an English translation of a (humorous?) sign for a Ladies’ WC.

One of the answers is:

Take Off Your Pants
Show Off Your Bottom
Let It All Come Out
Flush Them All Away

But the OP didn’t select it…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yup. The .950Cal would really help that process.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Show your bottom? The Maoris own that one. A few years ago they gave the queen a 21 Bum Salute

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Do these pants show up my bottom?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@ Marum: Was that her famous Anus Horribilis?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The little man is yellow, because he is the Urine Being.
A new life-form that has evolved in the toilets of Asia.

He lurks there biting of penises and clitorises.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I notice that the little guy is too ashamed to show his face !

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BE VERY VERY AFRAID!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DNT. I think that was “annus” horriblis.

Which is being assailed by 12 months of ugly a-holes.

What I was really wondering, was: Did they play the first verse of Rule Britannica, at the same time?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do not even think of doing this in front of a priest.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Confucius say: Boy who lose pants at confessional, liable to feel sharp prick of conscience.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Take your pants off? Now I know what I was doing wrong. Thanks.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I think they removed this one in “Mother Goose: the Expurgated Version.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

@Marum: the .950 would definitely facilitate, no matter if you shooting, or being shot at.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

(Ahh, don’t you love it when the “gun nuts” take over the comment board?)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

wash hands employees must before all of go away

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think I’ll skip ahead to the “go away” part.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Definitely Worst Haiku of 2013 !

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

We strongly recommend that these steps be followed in the order in which they are written. We cannot guarantee that all of poo-poo and peepee will go away even if these steps are followed in order. We regret that we cannot be held responsible for poo-poo and peepee stains caused by failure to take off your pants and/or show up your bottom.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Has anyone translated the Chinese yet? I note that each like ends with the same symbol doubled. Like a poem or sony lyric.

davonblr
davonblr
10 years ago

Um…is that an order?

RT
RT
10 years ago

so this sign is saying that you don’t need to pull your pants down at all; if you just crap and piss hard enough, the force will pull your pants down in the process. makes sense.

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

Should I be sitting or standing?

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

It’s like the toilet that asks you to flush to push a button. Poop and urinate to take off your clothes.

Hunter
Hunter
10 years ago

Young Yoda gets potty-trained.

szk
szk
10 years ago

@Chuck
Or the best depending on how you look at it

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@szk: 🙂

Casey83
Casey83
10 years ago

How sick am I if I read the last phrase as “And go all the way?”

RocketCat
RocketCat
9 years ago

And the pee pee goes WEE WEE WEE all the way home.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

The Oriental Dr Seuss is scary!

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