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A new way to ablute
If the show up your bottom is a puppet show, watch out for Mister Punch!
Get poo-poo and peepee out, then….. GTFO!.
Written by: Edgar Allan Poo
P*ss off, you sh*t!
Welcome to our new high-tech combined proctology exam and toilet machine.
and all of go away! my poo-poo and peepee, mine!
To take your pants off
and show up your bottom,
or not to take your pants off
and show up your bottom – That is the question.
And to peepee or not to peepee is also another question.
When I get poo-poo & peepee out,
all of usually go as far away as fast as they can.
Wait- I only asked if you had change for a twenty!
Sign posted in the elevator toilet. For express poopoo and peepee, please press the red button.
Unused lyrics to ‘Lonely Swedish (the bum bum song) by Tom Green?
I swear this is me every time I take my kid to the restroom.
Um, uh, where’s the exit door, please?
Take off!
Get out!
Go away!
Ooops! Mixed up the order on that one.
The little guy holding the sign is yellow. That’s racist!
http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=1607090705969
The OP seems to have wanted an English translation of a (humorous?) sign for a Ladies’ WC.
One of the answers is:
Take Off Your Pants
Show Off Your Bottom
Let It All Come Out
Flush Them All Away
But the OP didn’t select it…
Yup. The .950Cal would really help that process.
Show your bottom? The Maoris own that one. A few years ago they gave the queen a 21 Bum Salute
Do these pants show up my bottom?
@ Marum: Was that her famous Anus Horribilis?
The little man is yellow, because he is the Urine Being.
A new life-form that has evolved in the toilets of Asia.
He lurks there biting of penises and clitorises.
I notice that the little guy is too ashamed to show his face !
BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
@DNT. I think that was “annus” horriblis.
Which is being assailed by 12 months of ugly a-holes.
What I was really wondering, was: Did they play the first verse of Rule Britannica, at the same time?
Do not even think of doing this in front of a priest.
Confucius say: Boy who lose pants at confessional, liable to feel sharp prick of conscience.
Take your pants off? Now I know what I was doing wrong. Thanks.
I think they removed this one in “Mother Goose: the Expurgated Version.”
@Marum: the .950 would definitely facilitate, no matter if you shooting, or being shot at.
(Ahh, don’t you love it when the “gun nuts” take over the comment board?)
wash hands employees must before all of go away
I think I’ll skip ahead to the “go away” part.
Definitely Worst Haiku of 2013 !
We strongly recommend that these steps be followed in the order in which they are written. We cannot guarantee that all of poo-poo and peepee will go away even if these steps are followed in order. We regret that we cannot be held responsible for poo-poo and peepee stains caused by failure to take off your pants and/or show up your bottom.
Has anyone translated the Chinese yet? I note that each like ends with the same symbol doubled. Like a poem or sony lyric.
Um…is that an order?
so this sign is saying that you don’t need to pull your pants down at all; if you just crap and piss hard enough, the force will pull your pants down in the process. makes sense.
Should I be sitting or standing?
It’s like the toilet that asks you to flush to push a button. Poop and urinate to take off your clothes.
Young Yoda gets potty-trained.
@Chuck
Or the best depending on how you look at it
@szk: 🙂
How sick am I if I read the last phrase as “And go all the way?”
And the pee pee goes WEE WEE WEE all the way home.
The Oriental Dr Seuss is scary!