Vegan bacon available upon request

Vegan bacon available upon request

posted on 25 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Chicken:  “I was told I wouldn’t be eaten…”

Photo courtesy of Fleur Verbiest.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Medium-itchy, please.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Sorry I can’t stomach this!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Better than irritable vegetable bowel

Mick
Mick
10 years ago

If symptoms persist, please see your local chef.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When you have chicken served to a vegetarian, they got irritated and agitated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! Don’t you have a chicken who eats meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Yes, I suppose a plate of chicken gizzard would irritate a vegetarian.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

After having your temples exploded time and time again, you’d be irritated too!

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

“You are what you eat” the chef said to some irritated vegetarian customers who complained.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You have to admire that chicken, it had a lot of guts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Would you like something to drink, Sir?
– Scratch, please.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Just do one more of those “funny” clucks and I’ll rip your f—-ing face off!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’ll have the laid-back, carnivorous chicken gizzard.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Freshly plucked from our organic gizzard garden.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When there’s German type sexual harassment in the kitchen, it’s not surprising that some of the other dishes are irritable.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Is an irritable chicken the same as an angry cock? Just wondering.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@ Sparky: No, that’s a pissed off chicken.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

We use only humanely euthanized tofurkeys. So don’t be irritated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Approved by Veteran Vegetarian Veterinarians

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

♫It’s a chic-ken gizzard, there has to be a twist
A chic-ken gizzard, there ain’t no meat in this!

Why do you think they did it? (I don’t know!)
But it’s not so good

It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it makes me mad
It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it tastes real bad!♫

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Everyone keeps saying “tastes like chicken”. That’s why it’s so irritated.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Irritable chicken must be a close relative of Chicken Rude and Unreasonable.

Todd
10 years ago

Everyone knows that this dish is a treatment for irritable bowl syndrome. It keeps all the bowls nice and happy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

That would be a bit of a grind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Cecily: Good one! I knew there had to be a gizzard/wizard joke here somewhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Sparky: I dunno; that’s a hard one. 😛

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

It’s not the chicken who is irritable.
It’s the Chef.
He is irritable, ignoble, incompetent, and incontinent.
Don’t drink the gravy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Song of The Mock Chicken.

♫ Beautiful gizzard so lovely and fresh,
Lovingly made without any flesh,

Chorus: Beautiful bountiful stew,
Beautiful bountiful stew.

Chorus:

Beautiful gizzard so tasty and sweet,
Carefully made out of Soy and Buckwheat.

Chorus:

Beautiful gizzard so wholesome and pure,
Seasoned with cow dung and horse manure.

Chorus:

sungrasses
sungrasses
10 years ago

chinese restaurateurs like to note on their menus the final emotion of each animal before it was butchered for your plate.

sungrasses
sungrasses
10 years ago

“our menu is categorized by emotion, so that you may taste the displeasure of our livestock.”

Hairy Potter
Hairy Potter
9 years ago

Irritable Chicken Syndrome

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