Oops!

This beer tastes like formula!

Should be milk and breast

Oops – a Baby!

I always wondered why Mom called me that.

There seems to be a problem here with the concept of “bottle feed”.

Babies shouldn’t drink beer. It’s bad enough that so many of them are caused by beer!

CAUTION: Do not tumble drive

Come on, baby. Drink some more beer. You’re not quite, uhh, ready yet.

Whoa baby!

toPICS or it didn’t happen.

Child Protective Services. OOPS! Big fine, jail time.

Baby drink beer. OOPS! You don’t want to see the front of daddy’s t-shirt.

95% cotton, 5% alcohol.

Two babies were having a beer, discussing life. One said to the other, “You know what’s great? If you yell loud enough, tits come flying into your face.”

Call DSS!

♫ I like big beers and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can’t deny… ♫

The order is wrong. It should be…
Drink Beer then Baby.

Let’s baby!

It’s how mother and baby “picked up”

/usr/bin/topic_detect -i "baby drink beer"
Topics:
1) baby
2) beer



Wow, what an amazing algorithm!

Damn it! Who’s supposed to be carding tonight?!

Mao Tse Dung says: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

The longest sex session starts with a single drink.

Sounds like something off the website badlipreading.

BARTENDER: Excuse me, sir, but I’ll have to ask you to leave. When we say you have to be at least 21 to drink here, we mean years, not months.

CUSTOMER: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Give me the keys to your stroller, Joe. You’ve had waaaay too many tonight.

BABE DRINK BEER
OOPS!
UNKNOWN FATHER BABY

Baby watch porno
Oops!

Junior realized he had a drinking problem when the pink elephants twirling above him weren’t just plushies on his crib mobile.

♫ Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
Oops!…You think my baby is drunk
That I’m wasted on drugs
Maybe you’re right
I’m not that topical ♫

Baby shoot black tar heroin, double oops!!

It can be either Beer leads to baby or baby leads to beer, because they can drive you to drink!

Dumbass wear stupid shirt!
Ooops!
Topics dumbass and shirt!