No full bottles

No full bottles

posted on 4 Oct 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Ridwan Rismanto.
Found in Japan. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

99 bottles of smork on the wall, 99 bottles of smork….

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

That is one bad-ass smoking Kanji.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Smoking on the left, smorking on the right, people with emptied bottles down on the floor.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

You better not smork around me or I’ll take out my empty bottle and it won’t be empty for long — if you catch my drift.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

All those years of No Smorking drove me to drink, and now that I finally found the right place my bottle has to be empty?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

♪ ♫ Another smork in the wall ♫

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

We finally get a hint what the mysterious act of smorking is about, it seems to involve empty bottles.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I think I’ve solved this.
While you’re smoking and have the urge to smork, take out your empty bottle to relieve yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

… because smorking with your bottle left in would just be weird.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

When I have a drink I always want to smork.
Return your empties !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

There is a strong correlation between smoking and smorking as published by the Japanese Journal of Medicine.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Please take out and display your empty bottle before smorking.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Its like snorking but mmmmmmuch more funner.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

♫ On top of old smorkey,
All covered in snow,
There I lost my Kimono,
By running too slow.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The yellow zone is for smorking and un-bottling. There is no smoking in the yellow zone.

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

Even Smorky Beer is affected by the shutdown here in the Untitled Snakes of Amerrycow.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– SMOKING AREA (no smoking)
– SMORKING AREA (no empty bottle)
– AREA 51 (no smoking or empty bottle)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

*snores*

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Oh smicko

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Smorking Is Dangerous to Your Empty Bottle.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Tried to look it up in my kanji dictionary, but I couldn’t find the 5-stroke “cigarette” radical.

plentyed samurice
plentyed samurice
11 years ago

kanji smork: ultra light and empty..

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

I’m getting too old to smork a whole bottle by myself.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Please take out your empty bottle, it’ll make an awesome bong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

WARNING: Only Fulls The Bottles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Do not marking a mistarking

Auntie
Auntie
11 years ago

Biff-san,

It’s #0405 in Jack Halpren’s “Kodansha Kanji Learner’s Dictionary” and #855 in “The New Nelson”…

It’s “KITSU (ingest) , KEKI. kis(suru) eat, drink, smoke; receive (a blow, etc.).
喫烟 = “kitsuen”, smoking 所=area, may be “so, sho” but I would think it was “ba”.

Anyway, a smorking kanji…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

DISCONTENTING AREA: Your fool bottle be poured out to us, please

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Howard Hughes will not be pleased.

abnormal
abnormal
10 years ago

Smork and Mindy?

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