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In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by chicken.
Or a chicken satay
Fragrant? Maybe they’re G-strings.
String. New fragrance by Chiken Sate.
I like my chicken served with a chilled white twine.
I told you not to sit in the string section.
Sounds like a theory to me.
Now I know what they’re doing with all those strippers’ bikini bottoms.
So the satay comes with strings? Order the beef and see if it comes with a horn section.
The only meal that lets you eat and floss at the same time.
I string whenever I string whenever I stri-ing!
“Sir, how was your meal?”
“The potatoes were good, but the meat was a bit stringy.”
I’m knott getting roped in to ordering that.
– Waiter! Sing separately the Sing-Sing to be prison, please.
Strings attached.
Punch-line Thursday…
“No. I’m a frayed knot!”
Table 6: Your Chicken Marionette is ready!
Programming geeks love it.
Chicken string. That’s noose to me.
Or would you prefer Pork With Woodwinds?
Non-fragrant customers should try the wrapping paper
Does the lamb come with yarn?
The now string! Ready cut, easy to handle, Simpson’s individual emperor stringettes — just the right length!”
Ew, used dental floss!
OK! Violin quartet = 2 violins viola and cello. Where does the chicken come in?
@Lora No Yam, just Taro.
I prefer the rope. More flavour and a crispy crust too.
the string quartet played magnificent, the fragrance of the chicken went wonderfully with the wine
Can I have String, Sausage, Egg and String without the string?
That’s one way to get more fiber in your diet.
Eating chicken is like sex.
You get the legs apart and start on the stuffing.
String? No, I’m a frayed knot.