Hope you like string

Hope you like string

posted on 31 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Tell me more about the string

Photo courtesy of Fleur Verbiest.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by chicken.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Or a chicken satay

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Fragrant? Maybe they’re G-strings.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

String. New fragrance by Chiken Sate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I like my chicken served with a chilled white twine.

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

I told you not to sit in the string section.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Sounds like a theory to me.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Now I know what they’re doing with all those strippers’ bikini bottoms.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

So the satay comes with strings? Order the beef and see if it comes with a horn section.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

The only meal that lets you eat and floss at the same time.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

I string whenever I string whenever I stri-ing!

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

“Sir, how was your meal?”
“The potatoes were good, but the meat was a bit stringy.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

I’m knott getting roped in to ordering that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! Sing separately the Sing-Sing to be prison, please.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Strings attached.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Punch-line Thursday…

“No. I’m a frayed knot!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Table 6: Your Chicken Marionette is ready!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
11 years ago

Programming geeks love it.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Chicken string. That’s noose to me.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Or would you prefer Pork With Woodwinds?

GwydionM
11 years ago

Non-fragrant customers should try the wrapping paper

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Does the lamb come with yarn?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

The now string! Ready cut, easy to handle, Simpson’s individual emperor stringettes — just the right length!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Ew, used dental floss!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

OK! Violin quartet = 2 violins viola and cello. Where does the chicken come in?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Lora No Yam, just Taro.

NoizeBomb
11 years ago

I prefer the rope. More flavour and a crispy crust too.

Jøshua
Jøshua
11 years ago

the string quartet played magnificent, the fragrance of the chicken went wonderfully with the wine

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Can I have String, Sausage, Egg and String without the string?

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

That’s one way to get more fiber in your diet.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Eating chicken is like sex.

You get the legs apart and start on the stuffing.

Bystander
Bystander
11 years ago

String? No, I’m a frayed knot.

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