Eat U hungry!

Hey U! I still No Hungry!

You careful where you touch

Looks armless to me

U touch my painful, I break U face!

For some reason, I have an earworm of the computer from Portal, singing. 😉

– Wowzy, WTF?! Who dumped the green crab into the bow then? GOMB, U FUBAR!

♫ Come on, come on, come on, come on
No touch me, baby
Can’t you see that I am still alive? ♫

– So, Mommy, whaddaya say?

If U touch your painful too much, you mighy end up with crabs (and not necessarily blue ones)…

Crabs by the boxful, the bagful, or the painful.

Thanks for the warning, but no need to be so crabby about it.

And I guess that’s why they call it the blues (crabs).

Was the price raised because they’re still alive? Just wonderin’.

– I’m sorry… For a moment I thought u r still dead.

Worst R.I.P.-off ever

Dat’s right. You try eat us, we touch you REAL painful.

Nature, u crazy!

Dat’s right, bitches!!!

♫♫My, my, my, my claws will pinch you
So hard
Make you say, “Oh my lord!
Owie! You’re hurting me!
You gripped me
So painfully!”

It feels bad
When you reach on down
To grab a live shellfish from the C-town
And I squeeze
Too much
‘Cause I am the crab you
Can’t touch.

U can’t touch me!♫♫

Hey, Joe !
Me touch you long time !

On a flight from Cairns in the old Electra/ Viscount days, a passenger gave one of the Hosties a package of seafood, to keep cold in the galley fridge, during the flight. Nearly 4 hours later, some 80miles out from Brissie, she announces over the blower: “Would the gentleman from Cairns, who gave me the crabs, please see me before he gets off the plane. In those days the Hostie used to stand at the curtain between first class and economy, saying: “I hope you had a nice flight.” This day she hid behind the curtain. Everyone was falling down… Read more »

♪In Boston fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
There lived a fair maiden,
Named Lee Guan Chou♪

♫And she wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through the streets broad and narrow,
Cryin’; Blue crabs a snappin’,
Alive alive O’♫

On the runes, millennia old, was carved the warning.

In the restaurant in Chinatown mysterious, the Blue Crabs lie waiting.

Do not put small parts in container.

In case of putting small parts in container – screaming may help.

Rotsa ruck.

Management.
Won hung lo restaurant.

Must be the Chinese version of The Little Mermaid:
“Then I stuff u with bread, it don’t hurt cause u dead, and u certainly lucky u areOOOOWWW!!!”

CAUTION: We hate all of you! Police catch U!!!

Looks like normal Bostonian peak to me.

dang second time this week I f’d it up.

Despite being Engrish, this is one of the most effective warnings in any language!

Violators of the no-touch policy will be very painful!

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

Reminds me of Iraq Lobster (youtube it)

Are U sure this wasn’t written by the average Youtube commenter, a majority of whom probably think “u” is the correct spelling of “you”?

Or maybe it was written by Justin Bieber, who recently had a hit song called “What Do U Mean” in which the replacement of the “you” with “U” appeared to be totally arbitrary?