Did I mention warmth?

Warmth is a warm wet feeling

“Close proximity to me, warm your…..” I’m getting hot just thinking about the possibilities!

Warm your well I’d rather not say

Warning: product may suffer from spontaneous self-combustion.

Warmth is a warm. If you don’t believe me, you can shove your warm up your.

Obey the sign! We won’t give you another warming.

You can catch a cold, but can you catch a warm?

It is impossible to play a game of Hot or Cold here.

Final transmission prior to heat shield failure.

BTU allowance exceeded.

If I said you had a warm body, would you take it well away from me?

and I thought this was a warning sign for Global Warming!

It looks like Global Warming will be a lovely, joyful end of the humanity.

No, I don’t feel all warm and fuzzy, so up your. pal.

That is so Cool!

Warmth is a warm… Who would’ve guessed?

Thith really warmth my thoul.

Found on an Upper Mongolia travel brochure.

I think the obsession with warmth is a concern.

WARNING: Warming of the warmth is prohibited. You have been wormed!

Created by War Ming

Peculiar Coffee: Served worm

It’s the surviving in a brutal winter storm mantra.

1500 x1300mm….. I guess that must be the size of warmth… 😕

Chinese warmth is 1500 x 1300mm small.

1500x1300mm? Damn, I though 7.5x55mm Swiss was a hot round.

‘Present your Eskimo card for 10% off’!

Redundancy is a redundantly redundant…redundantly yours.

So basically what I’m saying is please keep your cold feet away from me, in this rectangular area over here.

Than you. But I would rather slip into something cool.

1300X1500. Sorry Mai Ling. Your warmth is more than sufficiently wide, but barely half long enough. Though it would get us both warm trying, I imagine

Warm, warm, warm, warm.
Warm, warm, warm, warm.
Wonderful warm, wonderful warm!

Use a word nine times, and it is yours for life.

Warm my what? My what?

Welcome to Dementia 101, Lecture 1.

I think Webster’s definition is clearer.

Another Abe Simpson quote.

Warmth is life, warmth is everything. We are the Warmth. We are warm. We do not cool. Expect warmth.

We warmed you about this!

I liked the part where it said “warmth.”

heating company or brothel?

It’s warmer than a fat guy’s furrery in here! I’m opening a window.

Warmth is certainly a concern when warmth is a close proximity to me.

“Hey get the hell away from me!”
“What? I’m just enjoying warmth”

It’s an electric blanket.

Copy those to Google Translate,choose from Chinese to English:温暖是爱，温暖是关心，温暖是热情周到.为了一切美好的东西，让我们大家共同努力，营造温馨，享受温暖。靠近我，温暖你.
It’s an electric blanket

♫ Warmth, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Concern, love and thoughtful
Uh-huh
Warmth, huh, yeah
What is it good for.Close proximity to me,
Say it again, y’all. ♫

Lets all work to make a warm? Wait.. is this supposed to be a new source of natural energy? People work out and we find a way to reuse the released heat/

Proximity to me, equals warm your…

You’re getting warmer…