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You get face off
Turn around or go face yourself!
Here you’ll only have faces for love, if you are a pervert and want titties for lust, you can have them for free in Tokyo.
Just face? How about head?
Missionary only.
Well blow me down
Judging from those stains, someone gave her back love.
In Soviet Russia, love faces you.
Make love to the face because the hand isn’t listening.
Either that shirt is on backwards, or the head is.
And the guy in front almost certainly wants an as* love
I guess doggy style isn’t an option.
Kind of the Engrish condensed version of this Beatles outtake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txe-LTCPcqw
– Mommy! I see back people!
Judging by the drip tracks on the shoulder, somebody got the face love.
This shirt is on sale at BJ’s
50% Cotton / 50% Undetermined
– Do not turn around
– Face separately
– Never mind
And by that I mean I just want you to watch.
♫ Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me… ♫
One could get down on that.
Have you heard about the homosexual contraceptive?
It removes the fear of backward children.
Front man wanted
Sorrry. I have a phobia about teeth.
Rorschach’s journal, October 16th, 1985
Was offered Swedish love and French love…but not face love. Face love; like Coke in green glass bottles…they don’t make it anymore.
@BtU. Shaved girls tend to slip off your face.
Janus would be a real hit in Japan.
@Marum: Not with my facial hair, they don’t. 😉
@Marum: ♫ Slip off my face, and tell me that you love me… ♫
And this time, no drooling!!!
By the looks of the stains on the shirt, she already HAD face love!