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Enema all over it
– Is that yours, Mummy?
That inscription should end with a colon.
This bowel is a relic of the Bung Dynasty.
It’s an antique Supper Bowel trophy!
Maid in Iran, R.I.P
Just don’t move it.
I’d like to buy a bowel, Pat.
You got a tattoo? Where?
You don’t wanna know.
This is what happens when you swallow a ballpoint pen.
So that’s what intestinal flora look like!
Inscribed bowel is one of the torture methods the ancient Persians used on their mortal enemas.
I assume they used Braille.
Please clean the proctoscope between viewings.
Now there’s a real tramp stamp.
What? Ferrets can’t read.
Just a little proctologist joke.
Jeez, Doc! What’s taking so long to remove that polyp?
Give that screw something to chuckle about the next time he does a cavity search.
This is a matter not to be sniffed at.
@Mr Wrong.
Q. What is a pokemon.
A. A West Indian Proctologist.
“How do they do that/”
‘They us a Rectum Stretcher. They keep on stretching until it is six feet wide.’
“That is silly. What would you do with a six foot a—hole?”
‘Get it to join the Police Force.’
we believe these were used by the mayans to curse at their gods while taking a s***
-museum tour guide
What a crappy exhibit
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
The tatoo for who has everything.
Not exactly funny, but Farsi-cal !
No flash photography, but light a match.
And obviously the bowel is empty