In brown ink

Enema all over it

– Is that yours, Mummy?

That inscription should end with a colon.

This bowel is a relic of the Bung Dynasty.

It’s an antique Supper Bowel trophy!

Maid in Iran, R.I.P

Just don’t move it.

I’d like to buy a bowel, Pat.

You got a tattoo? Where?
You don’t wanna know.

This is what happens when you swallow a ballpoint pen.

So that’s what intestinal flora look like!

Inscribed bowel is one of the torture methods the ancient Persians used on their mortal enemas.

I assume they used Braille.

Please clean the proctoscope between viewings.

Now there’s a real tramp stamp.

What? Ferrets can’t read.

Just a little proctologist joke.

Jeez, Doc! What’s taking so long to remove that polyp?

Give that screw something to chuckle about the next time he does a cavity search.

This is a matter not to be sniffed at.

@Mr Wrong.

Q. What is a pokemon.

A. A West Indian Proctologist.

“How do they do that/”

‘They us a Rectum Stretcher. They keep on stretching until it is six feet wide.’

“That is silly. What would you do with a six foot a—hole?”

‘Get it to join the Police Force.’

we believe these were used by the mayans to curse at their gods while taking a s***

-museum tour guide

What a crappy exhibit

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

The tatoo for who has everything.

Not exactly funny, but Farsi-cal !

No flash photography, but light a match.

And obviously the bowel is empty