I smell a law suit

Provided by Obamacare, since they couldn’t come right out and say F— you.

Imported from Bangcock

It hurts less if you yank it quickly.

Do Yu?

Those Yugoslavian bang rappers…

You will need those flexible bandages afterwards.

The Doctor is In.

With Nurse Suk Yu Tu assisting.

Eveybody bang chung tonite.

….. by Johnson and…. Vajayjay.

Flexible and extra sticky.

Comes with a free jar of Vaseline.

Doctor Bang Yu has brother Fix Yu to take of any “little surprise” that happens to Yu.

I hear he’s partnering with Dr. Feelgood.

Dear, the doctor is here to treat your womb… I mean wound.

Something about sausage hiding

I prefer to use a Bang Aid thank you.

Is this for before or after?

@davonblr: During! 😛

They come in various sizes and colours. 😉

Stick to it!

Cheap Chinese knock-off of Doctor Who.

(Dalek voice:) Fornicate! Fornicaaaate!!

Physician, fuk thyself

I heard the nurse used to be in the Chinese National Acrobatic Company.

Found in the weiner wrap section of the store.

Yu who?

– Doctor You or Doctor Yu?
– Doctor Who!

the bandages beat up the users so they keep needed to buy more. It’s a marketing scheme.

-doc, this isn’t a hospital gown you gave me to dress into. it’s a maid uniform for cosplay.
-don’t mind the details, it’s all part of our new hospital procedure

To wear after ordering Kung Fu steak?

Fook mi? Fook yu!

I’m going to prescribe you regular hot beef injections.

That’s some Fab-lick they’re made out of.

Must be the ones hentai girls use!

Made in Phucket

Bang Yu recommended by Dr. Fuk Mi

In China, Doctor Bang Yu