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Because I don’t take a listen
posted on 31 Aug 2013 in Signs
Try carrying a big stick, too.
Photo courtesy of Sonya Sanchez.
Found in apartment complex in Osaka, Japan.
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or a damn
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Silence of the voices, please
Can I take one?
The more big the voice, the more idea the stupid.
Sorry James Earl Jones, we have to give this apartment to someone else. And you are not my father!
On a pubic phone, I like to give a big one
Oh, for crying out loud!
This is not a louding zone.
Use your Big Voice at the Pubic Phone.
The small voice sneaks in.
If you give a big voice they will restrain your bawls.
Your audience have small ears
Welcome not Brian Blessed
Inside voice, please.
But they always say that it is better to give than to receive…
Opera singers need not apply.
Does this include the screaming too?
I swear, Bruce, if you give me one more of those Ethel Merman sings Stevie Wonder’s Greatest Hits albums for Hanukkah, I’ll give you such a zetz!
but I can make other bodily noises loudly?
This is a ham-free zone.
Speak bigly and carry a small portable pubic phone.