We also wipe your hard drive

Just gives you the sh*ts doesn’t it.

Winnie the Poo in modern times

Hey! That’s the same company that provides my cell phone service!

I said computer not coprolalia

I wonder what’s the name of their compooter poogrammer

Simply use some toilet paper to wipe your hard drive

Downloads a specialty.

We are not responsible for your data overflow

I think they just gave my card slot an enema.

The computer I bought there keeps telling me it’s “flushing to disk”.

What is the squatting guy in the background doing?

They’ll fit your computer with a motion detector.

@ Tong: He’s downloading. 😛

My computer just brownscreens and generates a dump file.

You will notice these are running Windows.

Ugh, that annoying “core dump” . . . !

PC = Piece of Crap

Look at that POS terminal they’re using, it is a real POS.

We offer no warranty. If your computer breaks, we don’t give a …

@jjhitt: Not just any Windows – Windows 8!

For Pee Service, ask our Programmers Urine Shrimp

I’m going to need a new Powder-On Password once you’re finished.

Thailand’s answer to the Geek Squad. The Creep Squad!

Where service is #2

Hopefully they don’t act dump…. I mean dumb…

There was a computer named FRED,
From whose memory all data soon fled
The acronym was not nice,
It was F—en Ridiculous Electronic Device,
And when deadlines loomed up FRED played dead.

I wasn’t aware that “sudo urei-dou-iianiuaeiu” was a valid UNIX command.

It’s either this or The Crapple Store….

Mainborad neatly reconfigarubled

@jjhitt: And not Ubunpoo?

My computer stinks!

Could have used this when my old 286 was having problems soon after we got it.

“At Poo Computer Sevices, we’re the BM in IBM !”

and there’s your answer to “what would a parallel world’s equivalent to google smell be?”

Protect your computer from brownout.

*ahhhh* I just logged in

Garbage in, Garbage out!

Just like that old cartoon about computer terms applied to toilets … plunger is debugging tool, toilet seat lid is floppy disk, TP is application software.

You give ’em poo, they make a computer? Good deal, as long as they get rid of that smell.

I thought bugs in my computer were bad, but I’ve never had to take my computer in for poo service!

Their computer service is crappy.