Ploase duck

Ploase duck

posted on 22 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Having trouble roading this?

Photo courtesy of Ursula Ten.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

And watch you sleep

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

No need to shout

GwydionM
11 years ago

And do not tread on toad

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Wear a harf hat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Those darn black squares

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I minded my hoad but I should have watched the stairs instoad. I stepped on a tead sitting there. The tead said “libbit”, I slipped, and fell.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sorry, I’m hoad over hools

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Super Mario Bros: you’re doing it wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

See what happens if you don’t road the sign?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

In case you hit your hoad and die, you will get one of these flower wreaths below.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If it wasn’t for this sign, more people would bump their hoads on the sign…….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Don’t stand in front of the vent or it’ll give you a blow to the hoad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sponsored by: Onglish Ministry of Silly Walk

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Quit trying to grab the exclamation point and your hoad will be OK.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: To avoid this obstacle, carefully fall down the stairs

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
11 years ago

I haven’t hoad much lately. Think I’ll go see my baby mama.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Whore is the question mark?

Timmy
Timmy
11 years ago

Give me a broak! I have no hoands or feet!

coffeebot
11 years ago

He was THIS close to doath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Or use an Olovator

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Oauch! That looks like it must hoart!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy, look! Ho Hung himself onto question mark!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Peking Duck!

pikapal
11 years ago

It’s Hoedown!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

That was good advice to all other tennis players of the 50s

szk
szk
11 years ago

You might want to mind your foot too.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

See the blood spurt.

He split an artery on the sharp corner and bled out in 10 minutes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Are you throatening me?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

I’m going to stop reading captions now, my hoad hurts.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Bugger the stairs. I will use the ovuluter.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

If you use the staris you may bonk your head.

If you use the ovuluter you may bonk your…Oh! Never mind.

RT
RT
11 years ago

it’s metal gear; he’s becoming alarmed (hence the exclamation point) because he saw a black box moving

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Be careful when troading down the stops.

John
John
11 years ago

Be sore to road the massage.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

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