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He get’s a little excited about drinking
posted on 21 Jul 2013 in Clothing
And no, I don’t not have a drinking problem.
Photo courtesy of Ursula Ten.
Shirt found in Japan.
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Let’s start with a beer
Kiss my a…
Anti-AA meeting?
DRINK!!
If you’re sober, don’t kiss.
60% Cotton / 40% Alcohol
Do not tumble drive
Do not beach
Drink separately
I’d never thought about beer as an energy drink.
Have too many drinks and all you’ll kiss is the pavement.
Drink this before you kiss? Does someone have a little breath problem?
Apparently NYC is the place to go if you want to meet drinks.
Beer goggles, anyone ?
Judging by the photo, I better have three before I kiss.
Three shirts to the wind.
It’s okay. It always tastes like that.
No, officer, I’m fine. But my shirt needs to get to bed.
What not to wear at communion.
– Excuse me, I need to go to the Kiss Room
I acknowledge sometimes you should really drink before you kiss.
– Would you care for a drink, Madam?
– Just a kiss, please. And make it hot!
Why is she wearing a yellow hard-hat?
Too much alcohol causes “Brewers Droop”. The most effective contraceptive known to man.
Beer… Kiss… Kids.
0 drinks: ew, who is this?
2 drinks: well, maybe…
4 drinks: you’re kinda cute…
…
10 drinks: it becomes the Japanese shawn kemp or else it gets the lonely night again
“The drink’s on me!”
All I wanted was a drink, an energy drink… Now I lay in a bathtub with my sides sewn up and my chastity put into question.
Lift up my cup…Mazel Tov!
He wanted some Red Stag bourbon, but switched to Red Bull at the last minute.
One drink makes you taller, one drink makes you small;
The ones your mother gives you don’t do anything at all.
(Tx, Grace Slick)
Let’s Beer!
Our motto: ‘Yellow in, Yellow out!’
Is that a guy or a girl? I think we drank too much.
NYC = Need Your C—.
Is that a pocket on the front of a long sleeve shirt?
I like the way the spelling errors in the title of the post made me look for spelling mistakes in the photo, but I found none.
That sexy beast invented the iDrink watch! Crap!
The apostrophe in Let’s is correct — nor are any of the individual phrases wrong (except perhaps “drink meeting”), though their combined effect is still amusing.
Going to your car alone later? Can I buy you an energy drink?
All I wanted was a drink… I bought this T-Shirt instead