For sitness

For sitness

posted on 18 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

Itis for the children!

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Braun.
Toy imported from China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Pure awesomement!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t swallow a gif unless it’s larger than 2 MB.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

We see what you wrote but we know what you ment.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

So where does the fireplace fit in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

From the factory of Senor Gifis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@algernon: Actually, the fireplace is the only part that qualifies as a fitment. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Children, please don’t leave the toys on the floor. If daddy steps on one he’ll throw a fitment!

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

Its official website is a geocities page where you can appreciate all those gifs in their glory.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Fireplacement made by ‘Toys’R’Gifs

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Ideal for a game of poker around the fireplace.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Aggregate, my foot. That’s a homogenous organic polymer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I wonder why children over 3 years aren’t allowed to choke on small parts?!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

If no fitment, then duct-tapement.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Under 3, choking hazard. Over 3, puking.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Instructions for use:
1. Place all fitments into blender
2. Blend for 60 seconds at maximum power
3. Enjoy your furniture aggregate.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

If I would have been shown this welcome gift, I would have crawled straight back into the womb.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

So what color cement would this look best with for my new patio?

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

It’s a fitment of your imagination.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Who gets the hot seat?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Gotta aggregate them all!

GwydionM
11 years ago

Fitment for a princessment

bill
bill
11 years ago

I can’t wait for the bedroom aggregate to hit the market.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Each frame of this gif contains at least 30% of uncompressed virtual plastic.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Fitments or fatments?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Aggregate is rocks. Does this mean you need to be stoned to appreciate this toy?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I know! Furniture made from aggregate. Sort of like the Flintstone’s house.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Furniture aggregate. From the House of Flintstone.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Isn’t it preferable to choke your children before they reach 3 years?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

fit·ment
[fit-muhnt]
noun
1.
furniture.
2.
capability of children of exaggregating with fireplace

Example: ”Sweetie, please don’t exaggregate with fire, you’ll burn the fitment!”

NoizeBomb
11 years ago

Pity that the furniture aggregate will be used for furniture cement.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I prefer a jpeg to a gif.

pikapal
11 years ago

This is so funny I just saw that toy set at a dollar store last week!

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Endorsed by Chairman Mao.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Fireplace. Probably the only place no one would ever care to fit in. (Unless you like that sort of thing)

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Made from BPA free PVC. So your children can gnaw on it to their heart’s content.

Chucktown
11 years ago

Aggregate? We all know the fireplace has the only sustainable GDP out of the group.

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