Urine for a surprise!

Urine for a surprise!

posted on 27 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of David Dixon.
Menu found in Yangzhou, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

What a pisser of a menu

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Person who cooks meat an peas in same pot very unhygienic.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Waiter! This menu really pisses me off.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Boll? Urinate? Must be a reference to an Uwe Boll movie…

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

All served in a piss pot.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Now we know where the beef river comes from.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Rice noodles which can tolerate urine really have character.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Just follow the bouncing boll…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Can I drink them first?

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Food here is so incredible you will shit bricks and urinate noodles!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: Our toilet is out of control and Chef is on vacation. We apologize for the incontinence.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

*All menu items personally passed by our manager.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I’ll just have the double jizz burger, thanks.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Passing beef boll rice noodles is no mean feat. Fish bolls are even worse. Do they prepare the food in front of you?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Why aren’t characteristic mixed rice noodles items number 1 and 2?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Congratulations, China! Urination!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Sir, if number 1 is not your cup of tea, maybe you’d like to try number 2.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
10 years ago

Do you have pees and carrots?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I think I know what that characteristic is.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

All our food is #1!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, I want to complain. My urinals have been washed with water!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The Board of Health took samples back to the lab.

Later, they asked the tech, “So, what’s urinalysis?”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Your inate response is not to eat here.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Some of their customers came down with yellow fever.

James
James
10 years ago

Characteristic mixed. Yeah, it’s urine.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Urine the right place!

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

Whoever wrote this menu must’ve been taking the piss out of us!

GwydionM
10 years ago

boll rice specially prepared by our highly trained boll weevils

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you don’t like pees, maybe we could substitute beens.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’ve always been suspicious of “pot” noodles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The menu selections are really wetting my appetite.

Lobo
10 years ago

Guess what the beef balls are made of?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Doe the waitress come with desert?

No sir. But she does get a bit puffed on Saturday nights.

szk
szk
10 years ago

I may be more interested if that urine originated from that nice looking lady over there.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Urine hot water if you want noodles.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Book of the week: The Yellow River by I.P. Daly.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Oh waiter, does the menu come with a catheter?

RT
RT
10 years ago

all employees must wash hands before turning on gas stove in toilet
*sign in restroom*

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Also known as the “Uwe Boll” special!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

What? No poo-poo platter?

jytou
jytou
10 years ago

Actually the word and meaning in the original Chinese word is indeed “urinate” or “pee”. The origin of this name in food, especially the variety of meat balls is because it contains some juice within the meat ball that would splash out all over your mouth when you bite on it, and they preferred to describe the sensation as “urination” (and the word used usually referred to unintended urination that is often caused by shocked or when they were too terrified). However, the translation is direct and would become a joke for those who did not understand the origin of… Read more »

Bystander
Bystander
10 years ago

Chef to assistant: “No, no you idiot! I said you need to take a LEEK!”

Timmy
Timmy
10 years ago

Served in a steaming hot chamber pot!

死神
死神
10 years ago

@jytou

You’re probably thinking of “God Of Cookery” starring Stephen Chow. One of the food items featured there was called Pissing Beef Balls.

huiray
huiray
10 years ago

@jytou, @死神 and @everyoneelse

According to baidu (see here: http://baike.baidu.com/view/74751.htm) “pee beef balls – “撒尿牛丸” – has a (quote): “long history of traditional Chinese cuisine”.

(Use Google translate (http://translate.google.com/) if one does not read Chinese but wish to get a sense of what the article says)

jjay
jjay
10 years ago

Juan Manuel Marquez’ favorite breakfast.

Kitten
Kitten
1 year ago

And for dessert, urinal cake!

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