They were handed to me

Keep your hands off them

As opposed to your balls

Wow, you really have some balls, Bro!!!

(high-pitched voice) Do you want some?

How do they know that?!

I can see why the birth rate in Japan is falling because the man are being captured for their nuts.

NOTE TO SELF: May contain traces of mine

Hi it’s Vince with the slap chop. You’re gonna love my nuts!

Naturally salted.

Oh! There they are.

Get your hands off of my nuts!

There must be some mistake. That package is way too small to be mine.

My nuts. Great for parties.

Lets nuts!

Drinking time is better with My Nuts on the bar.

My, what savory nuts you have! 🙂

Nothing comes between me and My Nuts.

At this point I’m convinced that EVERY ad slogan works if you replace the product with My Nuts.

My Nuts. When you care enough to send the very best.

(I’ll stop now.)

We’ve replaced the fine coffee they usually serve with My Nuts. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!

(Couldn’t help it.)

– Could you bring me some nuts, dear?
– They just left, honey!

My Nuts! Nachos!

Mine always come in a nutshell

Would you like a foot-long with that?

In Japan, it’s politically correct to show my nuts to strangers.

Come on over! There’s nuts for everyone. 😎

Yours may come in a bag, but mine come in a sack

A salty sack of goodness!

That guy’s nuts! Grab ‘m!

I just lost my nutcase…

They call ne General Cluster.

Nah! y ex wife has mine.

EDIT: Nah! My ex wife has mine.

@DnT. Re yesterday. Muchos gracias hombre.

Oh, great comments! Will be prowling the convinis hunting for “My Nuts”, which is pretty weird as I am the other gender!

and for the females, try my melons

You’ll often find my nuts under the “bar”.

@jjhitt. “With your nuts on the bar.” Heck. You must be very tall.

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Ey! Scumbag! I’ve got your nuts right here!

Nuts to you and nuts to me, but best of all my nuts are free.

People come running for the taste of My Nuts!

…Is Vince Offer in Japan now?

PC knockoff of iNuts!

I hope these nuts aren’t busted.