Served with a smile

I’m so there!

Move over, Starbucks.

“Would you like me to leave room for cream?”

What’s going on with the pigs in the basement?

– Now let’s on the floor, honey!

Waiter, the tablecloth isn’t clean.

Don’t order a Wiener Melange. Get a Skinny Mocha Cowgirl instead.

She wants it hot and black

Someone has been playing too much GTA San Andreas.

Oh beaut coffee and a show

Muahahaha, Ohohohoho, this is delicious!

“Guess you won’t be needing that coffee I ordered for you…”

Expresso is Italian for quickie.

“We don’t have time for a (hot latte), we have to go find the time macheen!”

A: “Excuse me, we have a booking for this table.”
B:”I am sorry, do you mind if we join the tables together?”

I’ll take that barista over there, and she’ll be having an extra large.

One Table, Multiple Players!

The Chair is on the other side of the street.

We make it your way.

Genius! They don’t have to hire busboys. The patrons sweep all the dishes off the table before “dessert”.

– Mommy, why don’t we go to The Toilet?

My cup runneth over.

Found in your nearest brown light district.

It is always delicious. Is there any other kind?

‘do it in the kitchen, loose yourself over china’

Do you have to pay to get in?

@Mc-Taz. You always have to pay….One way or the other.

Q. What do you think of sex and violence on the TV?

A. It’s great, but it breaks the legs off the cabinet.

Q. What has four legs and no drawers.

A. A restaurant table.

Just call for one of the waiters if you would like a “sandwich”.

The dish runs away with the spoon, but pops back for a threesome with the coffee cup.

Enough to melt a heart of china!

Two girls, one espresso.

The signwriter is Bi.

He sure is. He wrote this sign with both hands, and no brain.

I tried coffee with my lover. I found chocolate and whipped cream to be superior.

An Italian walks into the restaurant and says “I want a fawk on the table!”

I like it rough. Do you have a log table?

“jim never has a second cup of coffee at home” -airplane

will that be a tall, grande, venti, or OH HELL YES?

Start your day off with a bang.

Guess who is dessert?

You don’t want to know the secret ingredient for their cream.

Love making JUST for me? I prefer to have “coffee” with a friend.

Other side of the table always looks more delicious.

Good to the last drop.

Oh, but we only just met!

I’ll take that to go….

The best part of waking up…