Fresh and worm…

Served with Special Flied Lice!

Horse of course

Complete with straw and oats

– Mommy, there are flies on my plate!
– Just crap your hands and they’ll go away, sweetie.

And a cow pie for dessert.

“oooh! With lime!”

The lime really gives it that extra zest.

– Would you like to urinate that, Sir?

Also available in steamed version. Or steamy, can’t tell them apart.

At last! Truth in advertising!

And a nice cup of cow pee to wash it down.

– What’s for dinner, dear?
– Oh, crap!

Compliments of Mr. Ed.

Previously digested for your convenience.

You’ve got to get the stuff with lime. Some unscrupulous restaurateurs will sell it with cheaper substitute caustics. Make sure you let it slake for a while before consumption.

Bon appetite!

As the engineers say, if you want good clean oats, you’ll have to pay for it. If you’re satisfied with them after they’ve been through a horse, that’s quite a bit cheaper.

As the engineers say, if you want good clean oats, you’ll have to pay for it. If you’re satisfied with them after they’ve been through a horse, that’s quite a bit cheaper.

Try also our Fried Horse Flies with Lime Disease – 30 B.

It’s technically vegetarian and vegan too.

The ultimate in recycling.

Much like Camel Cigarettes.

They used to have a picture of the factory on the packet.

-the crap tastes delicious!
-thanks, i made it myself

Would you like flies with that?

We apologise for the incontinence.

Yes ma’am, it’s gluten free.

With lime? Aw, I wanted it with lemon.

Anybody know what this was supposed to say?

At least now we know it tastes better with lime.

can I get buffalo chips with that?

I like it raw better

The delicious poo you taste in all time!

Mozart would enjoy this.

Well… Everything does taste better fried….