Please use the mushroom

Hey, there’s no line outside the ramen!

What are you calling me?

Also, no smoking in the flour

Please enjoy the fright with our Shanghai rice-flour noodles

But I’m trying to use my noodle to understand your sign…

Oh, she’s up on the 2nd flour.

A queue for the gluten intolerant

I have tickets for a gluten free flight.

This is why the Metric system never caught on in the US.

Please remain seated while the “No Dumplings” sign is lit.

Waiter! There is a line of people in my soup.

Maximum load, won ton.

If you wait inside, you may spoil your appetite.

Oh, it’s been years since anyone’s called me that.

Sorry, I didn’t notice this huge bowl in the middle of the airport.

My rice-flour noodle said this was where she wanted me to meter.

Italian food lovers may pasta barrier at any time.

@engrishwebmaster: You must be this high to understand the sign.
*exhales ganja smoke*

There’s room in the meatball!

Oh, me on wrong side of noodle? Miso solly!

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cornbread anymore.

After the approximately 2 minutes, join a bowl of cold water, boils 3 minutes then to fry again waited.

– Officer! Is that a plane in my mushroom?

Thank you, come again Ground-Corn Tortilla

When your number is called, please step into the vermicelli

Wee vill enjoy the rice-flour

Luckily my name isn’t Rice Flour Noodle.

Can’t wait to fry all those plane nudles

@Sparky. My name isn’t Shirley and I’m deadly serious. (Flying High – “Surely you must be joking.”)

1 metre long noodles?

Is that like the 12″ Sub, that isn’t 12 inches.

(Subway explained that it isn’t 12 inches. 12 inches is a registered name for the product. BULLDUST!! Who us?)

Them’s fightin words where ah comes from.

Inside the noodle is much less comfortable

There’s an old Chinese belief that long noodles mean a long life. And these are a meter long? No wonder there’s over a billion of ’em! 🙂

In Japan, they tell you to wait behind the Bento box

This is what happens when an overworked translator gets the airport work mixed up with the menue work.

oh, it was horrible. first tsa pulled out of the line, then they began bringing water to a boil while adding broth and salivating looking at me! *bursts into tears*
-rice flour noodle

Our flights may contain MSG.

Guess whose computer just scrambled its Hard Disk?.

Flour and Condoleezza had a bit of a falling-out during her last diplomatic visit.

classic!

Please make sure I will have unlimited dumplings while waiting!