What do we have to do…

It’s all very catholic

Don’t know what the ones on the right do

@ Algernon: They touch your special place.

Just touch the monkey. No spanking!

Victims of the Angry Birds Holocaust.

Honest officer, she LED me on.

I would acknowledge that as an invitation.

♪ ♪ We could make such beautiful music together ♪

I think the monkey is doing more than just touching that frog.

For God’s sake! We’re tired of begging!

♪ ♫ See me, feel me, touch me,…….♪ ♫

Well, I haven’t had any luck with people this week, so I guess tiny plastic animals are the next logical step.

Touch my body, put me on the floor
Wrestle me around, play with me some more

-Mariah Carey

Tuts my barreh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

These animals may look like they’re made of plastic but most of them are felt.

Sign also found on certain street corners just outside Narita airport, near the red lights.

@Jay – You bet me with that one 😉

That’s not quite what Henny Youngman said.

Noahs’ Orgy.

Flogs the monkey.

Those pigs are peculiarly shaped.
Maybe they’re getting ready to pork.

It’s a Pigled!

That’s how Winnie led Poo

LED’s do it.

This won’t be long, I’m just a mini pig!

Well, they were asking for it.

I see led rights!

They’re not anatomically correct anyway, so I guess it’s all right… right? Also I think the goldfish are really cute! 🙂

From The Island of Misfit Sex Toys.

@Lora – Finding Nympho 🙂
Are they cute now?

If this is a photo taken before boarding the flight home, I’m pretty sure the photographer was thinking, “Oh crap, I’m gonna miss this country so much :(“

Who’s being led here?

Why have the dildoes on the right have eyes?

THAT’S the one that needs to be on a T-shirt!

You are not my type. Sorry!

WTF are the green things? You know. One of the things the Monkey is trying to mount.

Marum–they’re flogs.

Use the keychain for vibrate mode!

@Marum & Salome: The eyes say they’re velly supplised flogs. 😉

Just don’t touch my mind, Mr. Spock.

Two gordfish, two flogs, a monkey, a dorphin, a cow, a duck,
two bird/penguin things, and two long pigs walked into an
airport…

Touch our collective body…

Just the unusual suspects waiting to be
thoroughly frisked and searched at customs…

Two gordonfish, two flogs with flogging clubs (golf backwards), an endorphin, a cow, a duck, etc. walked into a bar…

Lower…. lower…. lower….. There!

Don’t just look at me… TOUCH ME. NOW!

Well, if you insist……..

Um, bodies? Ugh. Harder than I thought.

I tried, but they LED me on!

My WTF train goes chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF