Splendid Satisfaction

Splendid Satisfaction

posted on 2 Apr 2013 in Clothing

Clothing tag found in Japan.
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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

My brain throws a NullPointerException.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

Manufactured exclusively for Jack Benny by Rochester designs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This gets you no wear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just a fashionable piece of sheet

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m so satisfied I’ll never have to wear it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

We values good taste for your money and give full consideration for ripping you off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I though this was manufacturd.
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Possibly NSFW.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

My favorite garments I have never worn are Engrish T-shirts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

MC Hammer says “You can’t wear this!”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Emperor’s new clothes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I prefer garments, manufacturd by Excremental Magnificence

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Well, it is reasonable to assume that if the tag is still on the garment has not yet been worned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This is the highest grade cloth and it’s still number 2.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What – it’s NEW?!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

These garments turned out to be the… ♫ best thing I never had ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Just checking: Everybody knows that a word in bold type in one of these comments is probably a link to click on, right?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

@DnT: We’re all waiting to get home from work 😉

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

We values good taste, we does, my preciousss.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I always buy garments I have worn at least once.

GwydionM
10 years ago

We values our customer and seek a good taste of them

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Aha! The Emperor has no clothes!

Ducky
Ducky
10 years ago

You can’t get no satisfaction.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Curiosity killed the cat. Now Satisfaction scratches my back.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

What are you doing down there on your knees, Yoshimi?

“I am having a good taste of honourable customer.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

“maufacturd” Describes the quality that comes out of our factory.

It is not rated A1.

More like S2.

RT
RT
10 years ago

these unsuspecting customers don’t know we have switched their main entree with our new splendid satisfaction dress. let’s see if they notice the difference

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Never wears out.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

By the makers of the Magnificent Adequacy line of codpieces.

Lynda
Lynda
10 years ago

Obviously the same fabric as the Emperor’s New Clothes 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The highest grade – XXXL

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

We values lax spellings.

Huggzie
Huggzie
10 years ago

Mmmmmm! YUM! Thats some tasty facric! Still needs ketchup though…

Huggzie
Huggzie
10 years ago

fabric*

Derek
Derek
10 years ago

Outside your price range.

The Blob
The Blob
10 years ago

Never wear this suit. Allowed not you.

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