Please exit the exit

I think my kid can handle it.

Don’t Drink Child!

Drinking by mistake = alcoholism

Please wear the protector when enter or child will exit your entrance.

This entrance is for cans only. All others please use the door where suffocation is not serious.

I heard you liked entering so I put an entrance in your entrance.

Drinking by mistake is a major cause of small children.

Aaaand…. inhale.

WARNING: Just our guest can

No end in sight to the Japanese comma shortage.

No eating cookies while protecting the protector.

I haven’t been drinking, I’m simply entranced by the thought of entering this entrance.

The danger of suffocation comes from reading this sign aloud.

I’ve known happy drunks and crying drunks, but there ain’t nothing worse than a serious drunk.

The accessories that are not mobile are the ones that have been drinking by mistake.

Being in danger of being serious? Engrish!

What brave children

Are you ready to Rock?!!!

Drinking, children, suffocation, danger, mistake… I think I’ll enter at the exit.

I can handle the drinking and the small child child, just not at the same time.

Enter and you’re welcome to come again

Ask the protector about suffocation being humourous

When drinking, first guard your entrances from small children

Would you class a condom as an accessory?

One of my female friends and I, lost our virginity together when we were 12. Thus, I assume we were able to enter the entrance enough to handle it.

Attention! Please warn the protector in being in danger of being kicked in the teeth by a small horse wearing boxing gloves.

Mr. Yuk is reeeeed, Mr. Yuk is deeeaaad, muhahahaha!

Entering the entrance — are you child enough to handle it?

Can enter the entrance! But do not go backward.

I think the sign writer made a mistake by drinking before work.

You must be this small to enter the entrance.

@Marum: I’d class a condom as an accessory before the f-act. 😉

But officer, I only drunk by mistake! It wasn’t my fault!

You want the entrance? You can’t *handle* the entrance!

Please warn the protector that tree-of-life is not available past this point.

Please enter the exit.