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Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.
I usually just 3-D print it.
Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!
Lest the thought police take you away
Finally I can play dog in park
Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!
Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.
Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.
Straitjackets available at the park entrance.
Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.
Edit: You=your.
I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.
Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?
For more information on the Relatively Centralized Power of Administrative Penalties on Municipality Management go to
http://www.bjcg.gov.cn/english/
Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.
– Officer, my wife got out of control!
My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.
Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here
A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.
@coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-02-24/
All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.
To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.
Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.
It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…
“these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”
I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!
Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
Heel, Tourist.
but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !
“May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.
I feel moldy already.
says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator