Please be obey

Please be obey

posted on 24 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Tourists: look directly into my eyes…

Photo courtesy of  孙坚.
Sign found at a Beijing park.  

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I usually just 3-D print it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Lest the thought police take you away

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Finally I can play dog in park

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Straitjackets available at the park entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Edit: You=your.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

For more information on the Relatively Centralized Power of Administrative Penalties on Municipality Management go to
http://www.bjcg.gov.cn/english/

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Officer, my wife got out of control!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

@coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-02-24/

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…

RT
RT
10 years ago

“these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”

Huggzie
Huggzie
10 years ago

I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!

Bob T
Bob T
10 years ago

Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
Heel, Tourist.

emily
emily
10 years ago

but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !

GwydionM
10 years ago

“May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.

Jan
Jan
10 years ago

I feel moldy already.

tom
tom
10 years ago

says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator

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