Please be obey

Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.

I usually just 3-D print it.

Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!

Lest the thought police take you away

Finally I can play dog in park

Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!

Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.

Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.

Straitjackets available at the park entrance.

Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.

Edit: You=your.

I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.

Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?

For more information on the Relatively Centralized Power of Administrative Penalties on Municipality Management go to
http://www.bjcg.gov.cn/english/

Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.

– Officer, my wife got out of control!

My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.

Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here

A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.

@coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-02-24/

All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.

To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.

Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.

It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…

“these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”

I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!

Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
Heel, Tourist.

but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !

“May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.

I feel moldy already.

says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator