It wasn’t me…

It wasn’t me…

posted on 27 Mar 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of JustaMD.
Found on Japanese tourist in Hawaii. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Don’t tell me who farted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This shirt scares you soundless

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The brightness of the crown; the pull of the finger.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Turn off that crown, I can’t see a thing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

That sound is the siren on the fire engine that came to put out all your birthday candles.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Happy Birthday by Radiohead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The silliness of the Clown with the Crown.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The brightness of the crown….. where my hair used to be.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

The sound of silence…..but deadly.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Holiday in Hawaii
Also the good thing of the old age

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

One day an Engrishman got a fright when
he heard a loud noise while writing a poetic birthday card for a friend.

The birthday boy liked the card so much he had this t-shirt made.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Silence of the lamps, in the light room?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

”Don’t ask me silly questions
I won’t wear silly shirts
I’m just a little bullet train
And I’ll always sound the same”

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

It’s just the beating of his hideous heart.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

♫ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you… ♫ 🙂

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND???!!

Oh… sorry. 🙁

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Somethings happining here, what it is ain’t exactly clear.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Prefere to sleep in the dark room.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

It’s the sound of the monkeys laughing at you.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
11 years ago

Your birthday is the only good thing about getting older.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

When I said, “Puff out your cheeks and blow out the candles”, I meant the cheeks on your face!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Turn around and you’ll be able to smell it

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

The only good thing of old age, is that you do not waste all that money on women. If you do, it is the triumph of hope over ability.

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

This shirt is perfect for an old somewhat lazy King, who party’s all night, and just ate beans on his birthday.

I am sure I know a few who would match this description.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

When I was a boy, everyone had a birthday — What was that noise?!? — That sun sure is hot. Can we go inside where it’s cooler, which reminds how difficult it was when I was younger. You young guys have got it so easy. Has anyone seen my teeth?

Next generation old fart
Next generation old fart
11 years ago

*shakes walking cane* TURN OFF THAT BRIGHTNESS!!!
Darn those kids. Back in my days, we didn’t have that blingbling, so we walked 20 miles in the snow, both ways uphill, to enter people’s yards!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

The sound of one hand crapping.

Lobo
11 years ago

The sound of difficuly

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

@Mr. Wrong – Haha it does sound like the
amusing ramblings of an old man 😀

Snickers
Snickers
11 years ago

If a crown falls in a light room, does it make a sound?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Thanks @iLock. I saw that and heard Abe Simpson’s voice.

shuaib yazdani
shuaib yazdani
11 years ago

Ode to Wordsworth.

Fredly Frendson
Fredly Frendson
11 years ago

Stop cowning around…you might rake somebody up!

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

It *was* the sound of Smarties all around. Shake, shake, that’s the sound. Shake up the Smarties all around.

Machine
Machine
11 years ago

“Doesn’t like to work in the light room”
Looks like someone has a hangover

The Blob
The Blob
11 years ago

It prefers the dark room much better

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