Good times at Ara Ambigua Lodge

Sexual just for our guests

Check the car for what? Herpes!

Sex and drugs forbidden. Rock & Roll permitted, if done quietly

No Sex, No Drugs, Just Our Guest Cans

The most ambiguous Ara ever

whatever you wanna do just don’t have sex in our parking lot

Sex only allowed at rooms for ladies.

If you can’t hold yourself any longer, at least don’t have sex in the frontal position.

Is it allowed to leave cars?

It’s interesting that there are only 5 Spanish bullet points, but 6 English ones. This is no engrish, they wanted to send a message specifically to foreigners.

Don’t Play Boy in Parking Lot

We are not responsible for any pregnancies committed inside the parking lot

So it’s fine if I park my car doggie style?

Practice sex somewhere else until you’re good at it, then come back.

Check your car. There might be people practicing some kind of sexual situation inside.

“Is illegal whatever drug or sexual business.”
“But Fearless Leader, is only way to catch Moose and Squirrel!”

Can I Can-Can?

I’m sorry… can we have sex in the parking lot or not? It’s a bit Ambiguas.

So doggie style on the bonnet is OK then? As long as I’m doing it for real, not practising.

This sign has been approved by the Siendre Luminoso.

In the morning, my car was painted in different coloured squares. It appeared that it had been checked during the night. BOOM BOOM.

I guess we’re in luck. Barking!

So. Let me get this correct. Free sex (concentual) in any other than the missionary position, as long as you are good at it, and not just practising, and are an hotel guest, is permissable. Pauses for breath.

OK then. What is a “sexual situation”? I’m not really clear on that one.

The Spanish says to leave it in a frontal position, but the English says not to. What do you do if you’re bilingual? I’m guessing side-saddle.

Is it legal to park my mobile fertility clinic here?
Whatever.

This sounds like my kind of club.

When they say “Head in parking”, they really mean it.

@Ducky. So. If you are Spanish, you don’t have to check your car before you go?

@Ducky: Yoda says “Frontal or do not frontal. There is no side”. 😛

Marvelous! Cans can read!

They also are quite the lustful beasts apparently.

And directives for the sexually ambiguous ?

Or en espanol…

Amigo – Amiga – Amiguous

What are you expecting?????? You should know by now that the Foreign language most spoken by Spanish is ….The Spanglish. :DDD

I amo “espanol” ñññññññ LOL

If you’re not one of their guest cans, there’s no point in reading the sign.

It’s funny that you can’t lleave your car in frontal position in Spanish, but you can in English.

@Stan @Ducky
That’s the Ambigua part.