Ginza Capital Hotel

Ginza Capital Hotel

posted on 29 Mar 2013 in Signs

I like it, shigt-unseen…

Photo courtesy of Bert Wikkerink.
From hotel in Tokyo.  

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Would that be shigtseenig for the ladies available.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

What about smorking cheese?

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

I always go on the shigtseeing tours, you see and hear so much more than on the standard sightseeing tours!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

”Engrish, I must complain. I clicked on this sign to access Tokyo International Forum but it only opens in a new window!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Forget the seenig tours, they’re really shigt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

“…rooms for ladies” have smirking floors.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The sign maker has a really good command of Eingsh.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Smorking floor should really get rid of the habit

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Would you like to see the Big Sight?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Smorking floors I can handle, but the blood dripping from the walls was a little much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Warning: Smorking may cause shigt loss.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Shigtseeing delhigt mhigt not be quite rhigt in nhigt lhigt

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Shigtseenig: you won’t beleiev your eeys!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

NOTE: We’re still working on rooms for children and people with mental disease

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@jjhitt: PUT THAT THING AWAY! 😛

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

My wife refuses to stay anywhere that does not have a ladies room.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I take the room with the ladies in it and smuck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

What was that sight?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I just saw a shigt!

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Alcohol is not encouraged during shigtseeing as it may lead to the shigt-faced condition. Loud ‘smorking’ is not desirable. Ladies who do not wish to smork may choose a suite on a non-smorking floor…alone. Guests caught smorking on the non-smorking floor will be asked to leave the hotel.

If you hear smorking on your floor, please contact the Concierge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Hotel motto: Shigt happens.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

This sign gives me the shights.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Visit Tokyo Big SIght! Smork at the ten-foot geisha! Enjoy the traditional Tea-In-Pint-Mugs ceremony

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

I think they accidentally wrote the sign in Eingsh.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Shigtseenig… I seem to recall that word from my Leitz microscope’s instruction manual. Somewhere in the Dunkelfeldbeleuchtung section.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

In rooms for ladies it’s impossible to leave the seat up.

Lobo
11 years ago

Our smorking rooms are the shigts!

Dervrak
Dervrak
11 years ago

I thought the shigtseeing was pretty cragppy….

Sunny
Sunny
11 years ago

@Biff… LOL! Brilliant…ly lit. 😉

Flurng
Flurng
11 years ago

Call me when the room’s ready – I’ll be in the smorking lounge.

Professornuke
Professornuke
10 years ago

When in Tokyo, Sean Connery shtaysh here. Yesh, he doesh.

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