Ginza Capital Hotel

Would that be shigtseenig for the ladies available.

What about smorking cheese?

I always go on the shigtseeing tours, you see and hear so much more than on the standard sightseeing tours!

”Engrish, I must complain. I clicked on this sign to access Tokyo International Forum but it only opens in a new window!”

Forget the seenig tours, they’re really shigt!

“…rooms for ladies” have smirking floors.

The sign maker has a really good command of Eingsh.

Smorking floor should really get rid of the habit

Would you like to see the Big Sight?

Smorking floors I can handle, but the blood dripping from the walls was a little much.

Warning: Smorking may cause shigt loss.

Shigtseeing delhigt mhigt not be quite rhigt in nhigt lhigt

Shigtseenig: you won’t beleiev your eeys!

NOTE: We’re still working on rooms for children and people with mental disease

@jjhitt: PUT THAT THING AWAY! 😛

My wife refuses to stay anywhere that does not have a ladies room.

I take the room with the ladies in it and smuck.

What was that sight?

I just saw a shigt!

Alcohol is not encouraged during shigtseeing as it may lead to the shigt-faced condition. Loud ‘smorking’ is not desirable. Ladies who do not wish to smork may choose a suite on a non-smorking floor…alone. Guests caught smorking on the non-smorking floor will be asked to leave the hotel.

If you hear smorking on your floor, please contact the Concierge.

Hotel motto: Shigt happens.

This sign gives me the shights.

Visit Tokyo Big SIght! Smork at the ten-foot geisha! Enjoy the traditional Tea-In-Pint-Mugs ceremony

I think they accidentally wrote the sign in Eingsh.

Shigtseenig… I seem to recall that word from my Leitz microscope’s instruction manual. Somewhere in the Dunkelfeldbeleuchtung section.

In rooms for ladies it’s impossible to leave the seat up.

Our smorking rooms are the shigts!

I thought the shigtseeing was pretty cragppy….

@Biff… LOL! Brilliant…ly lit. 😉

Call me when the room’s ready – I’ll be in the smorking lounge.

When in Tokyo, Sean Connery shtaysh here. Yesh, he doesh.