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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
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Whenever you are , it’s always now.
Y’all come back now.
So pleased. I so horney G.I.
Then we ???
Then we profit.
Sound like my wife: Closed before and behind.
Now I sit me down to eat,
We’re having fish instead of meat.
When I’ve had all that I can take
I pray the Lord there will be cake.
Font, too big.
Letters were sacrificed.
This succeeded the sign that read “Soon We Open”
and the company before this that said “Damn We Closed”
We can’t overemphasise the nowness of our opening.
34143….that is a long street.
NOW YOU KNOCK
NOTE: In case we open, break glass
You sushi. Me eat.
Now we open, now you pay!