Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

posted on 9 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

With that down to earth flavor…

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Our spaghetti has its feet firmly planted.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Sounds like my ex wife – an Italian, down to earth cow!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I prefer my spaghetti dishes double-insulated.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I’ve had enough of you being chicken: you’re grounded!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

NOTICE: Spaghetti is wired for NEGATIVE GROUND.
Using positive ground utensils can result in injury or death.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

There’s a choice because the cook is AC/DC.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Pasta Daddy can I have the keys to the car?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

With high-powered pasta sauce, be sure to add some fuse-illi.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

All chickens are grounded. They don’t fly.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Grounded meat, preciouss. Made from chickenses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Famous Italian flesh food. Also called ”Six Feet Under”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Secret recipe:

Meat must R.I.P. in the ground until purchase the date.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

You can’t ground me, I’m already dead…

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

….And you’re not coming out of your room until
you eat your dinner!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

In situations such as finding yourself dead and served up
on a plate as a meal, it’s always good to stay grounded.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! My chicken is all blurred!
– That’s because it’s in the background, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because it was not grounded!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Nickoli Tesla ate here.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Asian / Italian FUSE-sion cooking.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Are you positive you want to eat here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Got something aired?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Don’t expect a groundbreaking menu, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

That explains why some strands of the spaghetti are green and yellow.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Our pigs are not allowed to fly.

(And flying horses are not found in our spagettil)

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Don’t be so negative.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Q. How do you ground a chicken?

A. Get the CAA to withdraw its licence.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Pasta joke.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Nuts go nicely with the chicken. You can find them in the kitchen.

Sarah
Sarah
11 years ago

There is definitely no giraffe meat included – you can DNA it if you don’t believe the packaging!
And no airlines serve our food!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

No airy fairies in our kitchen.

Lobo
11 years ago

You want to eat what? Go to your room!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

That is why they serve it with spaghetti. So it can form “ground loops”. Boom boom!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

May contain traces of horse.

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Sausage is at lower energy level than a pork chop because it is in ground state.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Biodynamic?

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
11 years ago

Be careful if your sauce is not grounded during a rightning storm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

50% meat, 50% dirt.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

The chickens were being rude and unreasonable so we grounded them. The cow, on the other hand, was up way past-ure bedtime! Groan…

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“Waiter, the meat in this spaghetti tastes like dirt!”
“Well it should, it was just ground this morning.”

Atli
Atli
11 years ago

Why do all the genuinely funny ones lately have low ratings, and vice versa?

Candy101
Candy101
10 years ago

That cow must have been a real prankster as a calf!

Candy101
Candy101
10 years ago

It was the butcher’s fault.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
10 years ago

So as the penguins.

rocha
rocha
9 years ago

The beef was grounded for not completing his homework

Tim
Tim
8 years ago

Meatball, you are in so much trouble when your dad gets home!

Tim
Tim
8 years ago

There is too much resistance to eating meat.

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