It’s rip-tickling

Don’t be intimidated by it’s looks!

I’m blinded by the garlic bread.

It’s called ripeyes steak because the actual meal doesn’t look anywhere near as good as the picture on the menu.

My eyes! The wine glasses, they do nothing!

Rip off!

Failed spin-off of Popeye’s Chicken.

Beauty must be somewhere in the eye of the steak

– How would you like your steak, Sir?
– Eye would like it medium-ripped, with a lot of spam!

It’s a real ball-tearer!
(one for the Aussies) 😉

We no see cat of yours! No more ask please!

Our ”Fake Steak” is even better

♫ Doctor my eyes!
Was I unwise to have them roasted for so long.. ♫

Eye made a misteak!

Definitely not a see food restaurant.

I see what you have well done there…

Yeah, rip.

Thank you baby Jesus, eye see the light!

For optimal surface modification, please serve with acid powder

My mom always warned me against running around with rip eye steaks out of their protective sheaths. But did I listen? It’s always fun and games until someone puts their eye out.

Popeye’s ne’er-do-well younger brother sailed to Thailand and opened a sketchy steakhouse.

“Waiter! Waiter! This steak is rubbery.”

‘Ahh! Horry crow sir! I’m so grad you rike it.’

Our waitresses will fry your eyes.

@DnT.

Haha mate. Like the recipe I have. “Tommy’s Ball Tearing Ginger Beer” -makes up to 17% alcohol depending on the sugar added.

Ich bin ein Australien….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Freshly ripped . . .

I just can’t see it……

Why is this in the music section?

ripeyes…. berieve it or not

MY EYES!

A steak??? It’ll rip your eye out!