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What’s the difference between Land hand and Refreshing
– Waiter! Hand shake, stripper anger and the refreshingly, please
Our hand stripping bamboo is so refreshing that you will want to come again..
Food Trek: the Wrath of Duck
The hand that strips the bamboo rules the kitchen
If Lake hand still has Excalibur, that should make the job really easy.
Restrain from stripping the bamboo, you bad soybean.
I spilled the lake so I can keep the anger clean
Annoying the duck cooks it from the inside. When the top of its head blows off, it’s done.
♫ . To strip it, strip it, strip it, strip it, strippily up and down…♫
– Pi, please.
– I recommend stripping before that, Sir. I’ll bring you a refreshing hand.
I really feel strippily today!
– Waiter! The refreshing hand is stripping my wife!
He’s a bad soybean, but he’s really hong.
Lake hand strippily makes three point shot and scores.
At least duck is trying not to be Rude and Unreasonable. Those damn chickens cannot restrain themselves!
If there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s a restained brine duck. I mean I just get so . . . oh my God . . . oh!
Angry Ducks : It’s not a game anymore.
Could you send that cute waitress with the refreshing hand to strip my bamboo? Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink?
“Refreshing hand stripping bamboo” — It’s like a massage parlor, except with ducks.
– Would you give me a hand, darling? The bamboo shoots and I can barely restain anger.
– I’m sorry, but pi is off, Sir.
Liang pi – the ending for the Life of Pi
If there’s really a lake hand on the menu, then I hope the barnacles are removed.
Tipping can be such a bother. How do you leave 15% of infinity?
@mickeygreeneyes: Be careful where your bamboo shoots.
– Waiter, how much costs the pi: Π or ∞ ?
Oh no! I was only going to have something to eat, now my wife will never believe it!.
New!!! From the people who gave you the amazing brine shrimp better known as Sea Monkeys, come the amazing live Brine Duck! Just add water and in seconds you’ll have adorable tiny ducklings swimming happily in their pink plastic pond! If product doesn’t work please restrain anger.
Do you want flies with that?
AKA Duck Rude and Unreasonable?
The Lady of The Lake is not happy with the extra Lake Hand
Our soybeans are hong BAD!
Angry Duck. I would be angry too, if all my guts were removed, and replaced with iced water.
Lake hand strippily bamboo shoots…. The swimming beard knows.
Paul Newmans’ Cool Hand Lake Vs. Richard Harris’ Brine Duck of Death
What is liang pi?
Bad soybeans by Hong . . . at least they’re honest.
Eat your heart out, Donald!
The stripping bamboo shoots explode the brine duck