Anything like Corinthian Leather?

Fills me with confidence

I have special Europe-America style. I wear a bowler with my jeans.

Your cocal agent will give you a free fix if you don’t like the leather

Cocal agent 007 – licenced to Execute Standard

Silk Road, Aussie style.

if the product falls out of a 5th floor window will it be destoried?

It’s made from humany leather.

Beware of the desiger! Desert tigers are always hungry.

Humany reasons do I need to send back to factory?

My Europe-America parets also wanted to become a desiger

Instruct-test, I choose YOU!

In a month from the beginning you buy it, or else a cocal agent will destory you.

Europe-America business: Begin with order of at least 20K wallets each month, then start dealing coke

Cocal agent Dejinli: ready to destory the evil forces.
He may not be British, but at least he’s got the Europe-America style.

Au your import materiar are berong to us!

NOTE: If the product is destoried, please continue with poetry.

Famous designer is Oreg Cassni.Makes velly nice stuff.

I sent my wallet back to factory because it was stuffed with many small green pieces of paper

@Droll Not Troll: Hominy grits can you eat?

Here you are 007. Memorize this, then destroy yourself.

Like the leather.

This is all bull.

I buy all my cocal from my cocal agent. He also has a cocalear implant.

Maybe they meant “coal agent.” If they have blacksmiths on staff it would make sense….

If you are surrounded in your castle, then a desiger could be very handy.

Europe America style is an oxymoron. The yanks never had any style.

This i snot a missplint.

Your local cocal agent will cost focal.

It’s a wallet you ca’t say o to…

My grassal agent sells hemp wallets.

@Marum: …but if the local cocal agent is busy, you’ll have to join the far queue.

@Seventy2rd o clock: At least we’ll still have poetry. Things could be verse….

Chinese Trademark The Number . . . Serially?

From begin to ing to end, it’s a wallet you will be
satisfied with.

Droll not Troll: … or vice-verse!

bonkers

Sometimes I think they should, for their own dignity, just stop trying. 🙂

Instruct-Test Choose is a famous desiger.

I tried to return this item but the guy I spoke to about it was a totally cocal agent.

get free fix by cocal agent , we sincerely customary loyalty with drugs