Snow joke

Your beard must be this long —
to enter this ride.

Just beware of the yellow bits.

No frags on srope, no srarom.

Leady?

The Bad Hair Gang on vacation.

– They’re white and fall from the sky in winter. What are they?
– Snow freaks!

brrrrrrrr… it’s vely cord …

Hello big boy! I’m Cecil, your official nut groomer for today.

Well groomed experts go to the Versache Slops.

@algernon. If the slopes are that wild, the brown bits require care too.

…unress you have a rearry good hearth pran

BEWARE THE AVALANCHE FALLS.

And he was.

Could I have some Russian dressing with that expert on ry?

We have to stay up here on this freezing frickin’ mountain away from everybody because we haven’t bathed in weeks.

Snowbearding is just one of our hobbies

It’s Gloomed by our expelt onry.

Razors, hair trimmers, soap, and make-up must be handed in at the entrance.

Bunny hill just glumpy. (but well groomed)

Darn thos gaijins!!!

You know, you’re pronouncing it wrong.
The correct pronunciation is “Shreeing.”

When the guy on the far right sees where his glove is in the photo, he’ll be dad-blasted onry!

Take a slide on the wild side

– Mommy! I see white people!

A chirry rooking crowd…

Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better
10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of virgin territory

A crassic!

I think the bloke on the right, needs to go in a hurry.

That’s one orny slope, an’ it don’t look none too well groomed neither, pardner.

♫ Onry the ronery (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) ♫

Epic fair

♫It’s rike I tord you. Onry the ronery can pray,♫

I started to go with them, but the rift rines were too rong.

So don’t piss him off, okay?