French maid, nice touch

Bookland: Where you Far t you Bur p and you Bur p where you Far t!

Mai d get ting w ood

I’d like to be wealthy enou h to pay someone to do some of my living for me.

You need boring books for that.

Looks like an alien spacecraft landed on your book.

Hello, room service? Could you have the maid come preach to me about wealth?

I just bought Fifty Shades of Grey. it could take more than one maid to clean that up!

I’d like to throw the book at whoever made this sign.

Let’s si n!

Maid in Japan

Bookland. That’s a relief. For a horrible second I thought it was Buchennwald.

I’d much rather have a Japanese Maid than a French one.

Work as a maid but dance as a geisha

Just look for the Osaka Cross

You have to be maid to work in a Bookland

@72rd. When it’sin it’sin.

h? must be hentai

You don’t have to be ma(i)d to work here, but it helps.

@Marum: And when it’sin you’ve got it maid.

I’m living with my maid. All she wants to do is read.

Let me see, I think they are trying to say “We work to serve you so you can live vivaciously through our books.” … or maybe “vicariously” or “vociferously”?.. whatever ..

Another one of those crazy rich maid cults.

Do I detect a note of sarcasm in your sign of gratitude, maidservant?

YOU’RE WELCOME

Looks like a guy flashing his junk.