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posted on 27 Nov 2012 in Toiletries

Don’t tense up on the toothpaste…

Photo courtesy of Hannes Diener.
Found in Tokyo hotel. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Nothing compares to a good Knock Ball.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Maximum speed: four TPM (teeth per minute).

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

This won’t hurt a bit

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

It is a little known fact that brushing one’s teeth is one of the most stressful actions in the average person’s life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Just get a good rest every thirty minutes or so

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Did you know that you cannot pee straight whilst brushing your teeth?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Dear Guest,

As you can see, there’s nothing left inside of the package except of a bit of air. The tooth brush has been used, so you can finally relax.

Hotel Management

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Please relax slowly. Relaxing quickly is prohibited.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

If you knock ball while brushing your teeth, you are doing too many things at once.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Curse you, instructions! While I was relaxing, the tooth brush escaped!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“There is no spoon.”
“The cake is a lie.”
And now someone stole the damn toothbrush.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

If you become a nervous wreck while using this toothbrush, the bellboy will knock your balls, so slowly, take a deep breath and relax.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Slowly, please relax, and use this toothbrush to manipulate your prostate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If tooth brush is missing, please relax your teeth until a replacement is provided.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sleep or R.I.P.?

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

this toothbrush talk too much

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Warning: Please don’t use the toothbrush in the wrong mouth.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Brush too vigorously and you’ll look rabid.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Stimpy: Now slow down and relax, Commander…
Ren: *grabs toothbrush* One step closer and I’ll use this, man!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Coming soon to a hotel room near you

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

It should’ve read . . .

TOOTH BLUSH
Thank you fol use. Srowry, prease rerax.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

This isn’t a toothbrush, its an individually wrapped disposable plastic knife. This won’t clean my teeth at all!

pikapal
11 years ago

I guess this isn’t a Sonicare toothbrush!

RT
RT
11 years ago

don’t worry baby, i’ll be gentle. but you might climax before i finish cleaning your molars

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Use all have a good day.

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