In Soviet Russia…

In Soviet Russia…

posted on 4 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of  Михаил Исмаилов.
Menu found in Russia.

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Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Let me tell you bro, that dude there is a cool ass, man, you know what I am saying?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Brings a new meaning to cream pie

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Sir, that is not the menu; it is the penalty list for not paying…

krysto4
krysto4
11 years ago

Ve haf a new torture – zi Ice Cream Enema – vill make you scream…

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I don’t mind if this is how a cute waitress will be serving the dessert.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

That’s just what I need after sitting in the seat that was smoking for me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Without the crushed nuts, please.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

First we had cigarette buttocks, now this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I scream in the ass and fart in my mouth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

That’s why it looks and tastes like sh*t.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

The Cold War has started again, but with new tactics learned from the West.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Ice Cream in the ass – also known as Moonraker

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

Hm…chocolate flavor please

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy, I’m scared. It’s too dark in here!

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

One question: is it with or without the cone?

Firstborn
Firstborn
11 years ago

The Russians are into deep space exploration.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I hope you’re not lactose incontinent.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

That has to be a Rocky Road!

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
11 years ago

I always knew Russians were “asslickers”!!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

It should stay frozen if you put it where the sun don’t shine.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
11 years ago

Waiter, how much is Cream Soda from the dick?

ccY
ccY
11 years ago

In Paris ,Brando would have used butter instead.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Beats snowballs.

Mick
Mick
11 years ago

For all of you asses out there 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Ice cream enemas in Russia? This reminds me of an Italian suppository pastry known as Innuendo. 🙂

RT
RT
11 years ago

so this is how soviet russia does happy endings…

KellogGold
KellogGold
11 years ago

Chocolate Syrup? Yes I’m sure we can find something like that around….

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

And where else would you want it?

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

It ain’t exactly Engrish, butt funny nonetheless.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Ice Cream – Stalin Style!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Is it coffee ice cream?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Looking at this the other way around, I just imagined a butt-shaped, soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser………..
…….and now I wish I hadn’t!

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

those are NOT chocolate chips in your ice cream.

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

I foresee 2 women with one cup to share this desert.

XVYPCMAL
XVYPCMAL
11 years ago

Freshly picked from the ass, it is still hot, ice cream.

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
11 years ago

Enjoy a meal and get relief for your hemorrhoids.

Crazy M
Crazy M
11 years ago

Are you sure this is really ice-cream???

pk
pk
11 years ago

Eat it like a man!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Thank God we have the 8th Amendment.

coffeebot
11 years ago

2 slavs 1 cup

DECMATH
DECMATH
11 years ago

I got nothing, but have heard, from travelers who learned firsthand, that Russian ice cream is the best on the planet! Thanks for the memories, Mikhail Ismailov.

Conventi
Conventi
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream eats you !

DECMATH
DECMATH
11 years ago

… tossed salad is served for dessert!

mahamadkamal
mahamadkamal
11 years ago

I think we’d better order the small size!

Atli
Atli
11 years ago

Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream… on the (w)hole.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Better than corn.

iwik
iwik
11 years ago

Automatically chocolate coated…

iwik
iwik
11 years ago

Central cooling not central heating…

iwik
iwik
11 years ago

Beats a rotating pineapple…

Richard
Richard
10 years ago

Brain freeze, nothin’! Ain’t no pain like an ass freeze!

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