Because he can…

For those manzillian moments

“I’d like some deodarant.”

‘Ball or stick type sir?’

“No. Just for under the arms.”

EDIT: Deodourant – em tasol.

To prevent themgetting caught in the zipper of your wetsuit.

The manufacturers have subjected this trimmer to stringent testes.

As used by James Bond. (Casino Royale)

But,,why is it pink?

Sir, you should try this product. It is certain to make you go nuts.

I’ll take one for my dog. He’ll love it.

This is great! Now I won’t be nicking my sack anymore.

I hope it’s not as painful as the weed whacker I’ve been using.

For the serious gardeners.

For a safe shortcut.

Does it vibrate?

I love the pink color. Do have one with Hello Kitty on it?

TR 2800:

– Shave your Style
– Extra hairy is removed with a stick and refreshingly
– No crisply crisply itches – it must be satisfied!

PS: Please do not use for trimming your hedgehogs, parrots, fishes…

Our slogan: ‘Love – Violence – Furry!’

Given the trends in recent years, it was just a matter of time.

All right, I was looking to become more aerodynamic.

The perfect way to Honoré de Balzac.

Combat global warming by keeping your globes trim.

You’d have to be nuts to buy this.

Not tested on animals – we tried, they got really pissed.

Made by Mohel-O-Matic (K).

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use Bear Hair Nair!”

I made a mistake and tried to remove our cat’s hairballs with it …

Looks like they’re making guy stuff pink for Breast Cancer Month, too. 🙂

The shaving is OK, but the after shave burns like a bitch!

warning: this product should not be used to perform circumcisions

WITH NEW IMPROVED SAC-GUARD
strawberry onry!

I bet many people don’t have the balls to dare use this product.

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

Aarrgh, duplicates!

WOW . . . exactly what I’ve been craving for since puberty . . . those annoying ball hair (!!)

“Tov” is a Yiddish word. It means “Good”, as in “mazel tov” (“good luck”). I think some of the Israelites who fled the Balylonian invasion went East.

Handy to have when you are off to a ball…

Ball or aerosol? Neither, it’s for under my arms.

Must not be held any other ways than demonstrate in the manual.

Testicular hygiene is our top priority!

I actually have this one. Its a LINT-remover for clothing. Doesnt work at all! Complete garbage! It would do better removing genital hair.