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Engrish brings you happy with joy
$5 first minute, tisues are free
I left a tip in the back seat
Photo courtesy of Eric Anderson.
Found in Beijing, China.
(128 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Front or back
No thanx. Taxi forgetting.
Don’t burn your c0ck on the tailpipe.
– Where do you want to get off?
– But station, please.
Check that back seat for crabs and whore dust.
China — where the customer is now King.
Viagra included?
Relaxitaxi or relaxicab.
1. Take a cab
2. Carefully get off the f****** thing
The lady said she wanted to go downtown, so I called the taxi.
A get off to go.
For free?
And I thought the Communists didn’t care about their people’s happiness!
Passengers are only allowed to get off the taxi?…….. but how do I get off without getting in first?
Hop-off-but-no-hop -on taxi.
I’m waiting for the Taxi for Getting Down.
This is truly where the rubber hits the road.
1. Get in.
2. Get off.
3. Get out!
So, how fast is this taxi? Is it nice and slow or a quickie?
Where do you catch the ones for getting laid?
Get to where you’re going, then go at it with who you’re getting.
Don’t forget your tower!
“Where the hell do YOU get off?”
“Two blocks down, actually.”
Uploader maeded a Engrish!
Tisues? You mean tissues?
For some, this may be a short ride.