$5 first minute, tisues are free

$5 first minute, tisues are free

posted on 20 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I left a tip in the back seat

Photo courtesy of Eric Anderson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Front or back

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

No thanx. Taxi forgetting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

Don’t burn your c0ck on the tailpipe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

– Where do you want to get off?
– But station, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

Check that back seat for crabs and whore dust.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
12 years ago

China — where the customer is now King.

Sparky
Sparky
12 years ago

Viagra included?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
12 years ago

Relaxitaxi or relaxicab.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

1. Take a cab
2. Carefully get off the f****** thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

The lady said she wanted to go downtown, so I called the taxi.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

A get off to go.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

For free?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

And I thought the Communists didn’t care about their people’s happiness!

emily
emily
12 years ago

Passengers are only allowed to get off the taxi?…….. but how do I get off without getting in first?

emily
emily
12 years ago

Hop-off-but-no-hop -on taxi.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

I’m waiting for the Taxi for Getting Down.

Jellychop
Jellychop
12 years ago

This is truly where the rubber hits the road.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

1. Get in.
2. Get off.
3. Get out!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
12 years ago

So, how fast is this taxi? Is it nice and slow or a quickie?

Mark
Mark
12 years ago

Where do you catch the ones for getting laid?

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
12 years ago

Get to where you’re going, then go at it with who you’re getting.

Kyle Gladwin
Kyle Gladwin
12 years ago

Don’t forget your tower!

Airrider
Airrider
12 years ago

“Where the hell do YOU get off?”
“Two blocks down, actually.”

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Uploader maeded a Engrish!
Tisues? You mean tissues?

Kit Kat
Kit Kat
11 years ago

For some, this may be a short ride.

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