You’ve reached the end of the internet

My is there

“Their is here” would have been even more confusing.

Are your shaw.

Was there a “s” missing in “are”?

Wears here

They found my 100 square metres? I wondered where I left it.

Wherever your go, there your are.

See! We DID promise you a rose garden.

Mine am there.

All your are belong to us!

Ahhh a Garden of Engrish.

No I’m Not – I’m Here…

Your ess here
Your tee here
Your ewe here
Your vee here
Your doubleyou here
Your ex here
Your why here
Your zee here

Now you know your R to Z’s, next time won’t your sing along with me

The sign is incorrect, my is not there.

The Chinese reads “watch out for bumping your head”. Most likely the sign writer did not heed his own warning.

I must be very small or just a little bit to the left.

The last Chinese character on the right looks like a figure running away from the rest while being shot at with evil rays.

Yeah right, and my name is Dengerlus

Of course I’m here, I’m taking this picture right now.

Rose garden, my are!

No matter where you go, you’re always there.

OK, now let me introduce myself: I’m Warning.

You.

I were there

Does my are look big here?

@Jewels – Yeah and the third Chinese character looks like
a Frog-man impatiently waiting for his petrol tank to be refuelled.

…. but only on Talk Like a Pirate Day. 😛

Damn if Ire ain’t!

I was wondering where my are was.

In the Garden of Engrish, baby
Don’t your know that I rove you,
In the Garden of Engrish, honey
Don’t your know that I’ll alrays be true!

(I know it’s not the same without those little musical notes)

Well its about time!

Let the games begin.

4 Chinese characters translate to 3 Engrish words? Sort of a “Lost in Translation” moment. (“More… intenshity”)

Please go back…..

……now…..

How do they always know where I am?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweat.

This it not here ~John Rennon

@someone. Because your mobile can be tracked.

@Lora: You can copy/paste those little musical notes from any dialog box on these pages where you see them. I keep some handy on my notepad. 😉

@Lora. Alternatively. Unlock the NUM LOCK key Then ALT SHIFT 270 269 ie ♫♪ Hold the ALT & SHIFT down simultaneously.

If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read perfectly?

@Lora: Another option is to google something like,
‘Music symbols keyboard’ and they should pop up in a few places
within the search results 🙂

Best engrish ever, your are here (warning)

This sign belong to yours, please run into it.