The Lord smells him not

Give the boyfriend a bar of soap

Thou shalt not covet thy boyfriend’s odor.

Did someone just change the Matrix?

Prayer changes things.
“Things” does not necessarily include dirty underwear.

Wearing this shirt will keep God close to your heart … or cleavage.

Déjà vu all over again
https://engrish.com/2012/07/i-seem-to-have-lost-his-trail/

♫ All things bright and beautiful
All boyfriends grunt and smell….
All things male and odourful,
The Lord God made them all.♫

I now pronounce you man and whiff.

Voice of God: “JUST PULL HIS FINGER.”

Well, Yi-YU invited him to have a feeling bath

Just buy him that sewage kit and he’ll come back

@SF Perhaps we could do this together, simultaneously at the same time.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, ya little stinker?

Even with my eyes closed, I know when he’s three blocks away.

Manly, yes, but HE’LL like it too.

Smells like teen spirit.

11th Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Reek’.

The nose knows!

I was born a pun gent and I haven’t groan out of it.

And the Lord God created man from the breath of his nostrils….

God, you may want a holy tic-tac.

God: ”Frend?! Thou shalt spell English better!”

…and I asked the Lord, “but where were you when there were only one set of footprints in the sand?”
He answered me, “under your nose.”

Reek and ye shall find.

Boyfrend? We don’t need no steeeenking boyfrend!

(Cheater! That was my caption last time round but hey it got thumbs up so why not?)

Please, God old chap, you didn’t go turn him into a pillar of soap?

WASH FREE ZONE

Why is there re-posts?

of pictures?

Um . . . I thought that “r” in “boyfrend” was a typo error.
Should’ve been an “i” . . .

God: Just follow your nose.

♩ ♪ Where have all the pungent boyfriends gone? ♫

@iLock: ♫ Long time since bathing…♫

@KellogGold: ♫ Halletosis, Halletosis, for our Lord God Almighty reek ♫

He will literally lead you by your nose.

that girl stank like the devil!

Yes Lucy this is God…
Could you be a bit more specific?
I have Aaron Pungent,
Alexander Pungent,
Andre Pungent,
Alastair Pungent
Adam Pungent, ooh there’s quite a few of those!
I might even need a middle name,
that surname is more common than you might think! Hoh hoh hohh!
But not as common so much in Heaven, hoh hoh hee hee hohh!

Halle-Eww!-jah

Some of my pungentboyfrends are white.

i call him stinky