I swear officer, Nike made me do it!

Slowly walking in front of the train is perfectly OK though.

Nike has a lot to answer for.

Or else… at least try.

“Jumping into the tunnel” and “Do it” could be euphemisms for the same thing.

Yes. Just like Wile E. Coyote.

“You shall not pass!”

I think this one actually belongs on a different site.

Jumping into the tunnel is forbidden.
Foreplay is not optional.

Jump into the tunnel, but remember, JUST do it. Nothing more!

C’mon, all the cool kids are jumping into the tunnel.

Umm, I’m Confucius.

We all jump into the tunnel…just don’t look at the white light!

Asian little angel on my left shoulder:
“You don’t jump into the tunnel! It is forbidden and not allowed!”

American little devil on my right shoulder:
“C’mon dude, be a man and break the f***ing rules.”

Nike website has a Guide To Jumping Into A Tunnel in China for download.

You’re right, A Non-Y Mouse, but dohthehumanity is no longer being updated (http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/viewer.php).

Let’s suppose the tunnel in question is behind the picture…

Let’s Mixed Message!

Jumping into tunnels is not allowed…but falling is perfectable acceptable!

Just… wear a sneaker on your elbow.

Jumping at large athletic black men is also unwise

Just because your friend Nike does it, doesn’t make it right!

I guess it depends on whose tunnel it is.

Jump and receive $3 Gash Voucher from Nike

confucious say, “wtf? who put nike ads in my book?”

Reminds me of that ethnic joke: “How do you do people of different nationalities make jump from a bridge?
American: “If you jump, you will receive a million dollars, here is the contract”.
German: “Your boss ordered you to jump from this bridge”.
Russian: “Did you know that it is forbidden to jump from this bridge?”

And yes, my last post was itself an candidate for an Engrish 😀

a candidate*

I double dog dare you.

Chinese population control measure #357 is highly effective!

It’s not really bad English so much as a badly-placed advertisement.

Tunnel? It’s just a patch of wormhole paint, just like in Bugs Bunny!

It’s The Chinhappening!

I wouldn’t necessarily call it Engrish as much as it is a poor placement of advertising. The signs them selves are okay in terms of grammar and spelling.