Housebroken–Please refrigerate after opening

Another day, another dog. It doesn’t even have to be a nice dog, just have one.

Because having a cat would be socially unacceptable.

Don’t worry, I’ve already had one ^_^

Only if it’s on a bun with ketchup and relish.

Houston, we have a Pomeranian.

I’m Jack Russell and I approved this message.

Stuff the dog! Beware of the owner.

I guess it would taste superb with a good hearty Shiraz.

Normally we would offer a seat, but this is more comfortable…

But do not let it have feces!

Is it on the house?

No thanks I am on a diet

I shall name him, Kosher.

1. Have a dog
2. Carefully become energeticeating meet

Beware for the nice day!

Please do not abandon dog, unless you follow the abandonment division of the various place municipality.

It is loaded and ready to spray.

Just don’t have a cow, man !

Are those schnauzers in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?

Hot?

No, thanks; I just put one out.

Have a dog before the dog has you!

You want fleas with that?

Some pets are wonderful and make great companions. Take my dog. PLEASE!!!!!!

Have a dog, be a pack leader says Cesar Milan

On toast or a bun

Don’t want a dog meet.

I’m really not that hungry…do you do cats?

I’d like a chocolate Labrador for dessert.

But don’t abandon it.

Is it safe and delicious?

Remember dog spelled backwards………(Hey its Tibet)

Free Tibet!
And have a dog on us also…
We’re so kind.

Take one, pass it along…

A hot dog? The furrier (hopefully) non-edible kind can be nice too.