Bipolar Barber

Edward Scissorhands perhaps

Careful with those scissors Eugene.

Cutt the Crab

Barbers making humorous barbs,

I wanna try that hair shop … must be a hell of a haircut experience waiting for me ..

The place where Sweeney Todd shaves off your beard, Edward Scissorhands cuts your hair and you have Johnny Depp pictures on every wall.

They may have misheard this song.

– Shortcut, please.

I can never decide between the candle lit dinner & humiliation S & M with a clown or the short back and sides

They f*ck your haircut with a weedwacker and then laugh about it.

Who you calling hairbrained? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

What a concept for my next TV pilot!

For a really close shave, use a Samauri sword.

(Not satisfied with your haircut? We will laugh and behead you.)

How about a little off the top? Like your whole head?

The barber AND butcher of Seville.

We’ll have you in stitches! Then we’ll put you in stitches.

A barber in old Gallipoli
Grew tired of shaving the haeads iof the holy,
He tired of the sconces,
And Latin responses,
And switched to maternities solely.

Heads and of. – Sigh. Oh for and edit button

Hats off to you! Then heads off! Everyone laugh! Now where’s my FN tip?

The scissors are for light trims. For serious cuts we use a chainsaw.

It’s all love and fun until the lights turn off.

This barber shop kind of looks like a slaughter house….

A Horror/Romance/Comedy AND a haircut!?
Now that’s a day out.

Violence + Funny = slapstick
As long as you keep your hair cutting to the required areas.
Otherwise, please do not slapstick

@iLock: I imagine sitting in a theater watching a horror movie and right as the first person is getting killed, a guy sneaks up behind my seat and starts a haircut. Then I have to change my pants.

I remember going to a barber like that growing up.

Apparently Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog has moved to Japan. Naughty.

The bipolar barber of Fleet Street

At least is funny.