You had me at miscellaneous…

You had me at miscellaneous…

posted on 5 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So they’re not magic then.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I know its the green bits.

krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

Beware of pot monsters! They get the munchies and eat up all your bacteria…

Mick
Mick
10 years ago

All Pot Monsters are miscellaneous…

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

Once digested, they become pot monsters yet again!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Welcome to the Timothy Leary buffet.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Pot monsters are distant relatives of the Cookie Monster

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Pot monsters are found at the end of the rainbow guarding the gold coins.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”A portion of mountain delicacies without bacteria. And keep those monsters in a pot, please.”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a bacteria pot monster!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

A pot monster is what you become when you grow up with the grass.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

That’s a very dangerous delicacies

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I think this menu was written by one.

Camy
Camy
10 years ago

The ridiculous has again reached new hights with this dish.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That’s a complicated name for “leftovers that have been sitting in our fridge for a few too many months.”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Way to increase Americans’ paranoia with China, by not washing their hands while handling the food. 🙂

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

You’d better eat everything, sweetie. You don’t want to be eaten by the pot monsters, do you?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Miscellaneous bacteria and pot monsters. It makes me wonder what kind of dread is mountain delicacies.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pot Monsters. Bet you can’t be eaten by just one.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I just had a pot monster and feel better now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pot Monsters: Made by bacteria, enjoyed by everyone.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Can I just have the delicacies without all the bacteria and monsters and stuff?

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

OK. But make sure I get the miscellaneous bacteria pot monsters. I don’t want just any bacteria pot monsters. You can’t be too careful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Please don’t smoke the monsters.

timo
timo
10 years ago

My roommate in college called himself a “pot monster.” I wonder if it’s the same…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What, monsters? I see only peasant mushrooms.

Flaregun
Flaregun
10 years ago

The ironic thing is, the really nasty stuff is probably the “Mountain delicascies”.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Waiter . . . Mountain delicacies, minus all the miscellaneous items, pleeeeeeese !!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I thought a Bacteria was a camel with two humps.

slickjones34
slickjones34
10 years ago

oi! i can’t eat this dish, though it looks delicious, because i already have irritable bowel syndrome and would crap all over the place, with the bacterias and the little pot monsters running amok in my intestines!!

wl
wl
10 years ago

Sounds like bad ‘shrooms.

RJF
RJF
10 years ago

Miscellaneous Pot Monsters are added for flavoring.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If mountain delicacies are anything like mountain oysters, I’ll stick to the monsters.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Bong-zilla

Mark Alan Miller
Mark Alan Miller
10 years ago

‘Mountain Delicacy’, new drug slang for pot+shrooms.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Aaaaugh!! The county food inspector just drove up!!!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Well the first character is shan, which is mountain, but that’s just about the extent of my chinese.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Sparky: Good one! I LOLd so hard I almost made a pot monster.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

And I thought that pot-induced genetic mutations was just a scare story….

IvanIsn'tTerrible
IvanIsn'tTerrible
9 years ago

Miscellanious monsters from the delicate alpine bacteria pot!

had me at miscellanous too
had me at miscellanous too
7 years ago

omg that was a good laugh, miscellanious bacteria pot monsters. genius

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