You had me at miscellaneous…

So they’re not magic then.

I know its the green bits.

Beware of pot monsters! They get the munchies and eat up all your bacteria…

All Pot Monsters are miscellaneous…

Once digested, they become pot monsters yet again!

Welcome to the Timothy Leary buffet.

Pot monsters are distant relatives of the Cookie Monster

Pot monsters are found at the end of the rainbow guarding the gold coins.

”A portion of mountain delicacies without bacteria. And keep those monsters in a pot, please.”

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a bacteria pot monster!

A pot monster is what you become when you grow up with the grass.

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.

That’s a very dangerous delicacies

I think this menu was written by one.

The ridiculous has again reached new hights with this dish.

That’s a complicated name for “leftovers that have been sitting in our fridge for a few too many months.”

Way to increase Americans’ paranoia with China, by not washing their hands while handling the food. 🙂

You’d better eat everything, sweetie. You don’t want to be eaten by the pot monsters, do you?

Miscellaneous bacteria and pot monsters. It makes me wonder what kind of dread is mountain delicacies.

Pot Monsters. Bet you can’t be eaten by just one.

I just had a pot monster and feel better now.

Pot Monsters: Made by bacteria, enjoyed by everyone.

Can I just have the delicacies without all the bacteria and monsters and stuff?

OK. But make sure I get the miscellaneous bacteria pot monsters. I don’t want just any bacteria pot monsters. You can’t be too careful.

Please don’t smoke the monsters.

My roommate in college called himself a “pot monster.” I wonder if it’s the same…

What, monsters? I see only peasant mushrooms.

The ironic thing is, the really nasty stuff is probably the “Mountain delicascies”.

Waiter . . . Mountain delicacies, minus all the miscellaneous items, pleeeeeeese !!

I thought a Bacteria was a camel with two humps.

oi! i can’t eat this dish, though it looks delicious, because i already have irritable bowel syndrome and would crap all over the place, with the bacterias and the little pot monsters running amok in my intestines!!

Sounds like bad ‘shrooms.

Miscellaneous Pot Monsters are added for flavoring.

If mountain delicacies are anything like mountain oysters, I’ll stick to the monsters.

Bong-zilla

‘Mountain Delicacy’, new drug slang for pot+shrooms.

Aaaaugh!! The county food inspector just drove up!!!

Well the first character is shan, which is mountain, but that’s just about the extent of my chinese.

@Sparky: Good one! I LOLd so hard I almost made a pot monster.

And I thought that pot-induced genetic mutations was just a scare story….

Miscellanious monsters from the delicate alpine bacteria pot!

omg that was a good laugh, miscellanious bacteria pot monsters. genius